Howard “Wafflestomp” Pointdexter

Just lay my shingles man #CheneBoys

@EnragedMounty Shoeless in joes is certainly a choice

Mack truck got two flat tires.

@ready2diewitmy9 Daddy’s money

@HPointdext60238 student loans

92 on the exam, 65 degrees outside, tee time tomorrow. No one can stop a white nigga rn

@ConnorFiliberto My strat is to start with the yellow ones bc they taste the worst then I just go to town on the red ones

@HPointdext60238 I assume a WVU test is just seeing who can eat a box of crayons the fastest.

@fatdaddylank Some dude bought a 60s Volkswagen van and put letters on it

@HPointdext60238 theres a phag in pkt?

Whenever I see the gay PKT van I get an incredible urge to slash it’s tires and fill the gas tank with sand

Hawks to the Sweet 16! I love this Iowa team, I love Ben McCollum, I love Pancheros! Chicken, black beans, corn, rice, sour cream, and cheese #LANK

@BarperHryc97755 I’ll bring the grog

Looking for 10-15 good men to plunder booty with

Watching this white boy on Utah state pull up middy and shoot one handed floaters is doing something to me

My asshole after eating the shitty resort food, 20 drinks, and no water for 4 days #LiquidShit #BodyCivilWar #KillMe

#MutualMonday comment and I’ll give you a fictional character you remind me of

Way too many people wearing letters on spring break. No one gives a fuck

@neerbucks Highkey a truth nuke but since I’m not 21 it’s kinda nice

Dude we should totally travel somewhere for spring break we can spend hundreds on plane tickets and hotels and drink the same alcohol we normally do but for way more money

It’s 12:10 and I’ve already thrown up in the ocean

@JeffShingle67 Need some La tap right about now

Chungus Birthday reps

@ExpandAndLank Lying on your stomach and slapping your belly to attract potential mates

@HPointdext60238 What does this mean HWP?

Been sealmaxxing a lot recently, man they are really onto something

30 dollar courtside seats will absolutely play

I had to stop watching anti semitic reels, the weather has been so nice so I can’t be mad at them.

@BurnerTJustice That would be really funny if it was ironic

I can’t believe this is real #nuke