HRL Biscuits

@tacobrah Missed the playoffs.

@HRLBiscuits Missed first.

With our season down to its final strike, Sarge kept the dream alive.

Biscuit Love

2 L's ggs @HRL_Aces Gm 1: 6-1 Nightmare hit a HR. Unfortunately, Dumpy hit another grand slam. Gm 2: Down 2 in the 6th with 2 outs and 2 strikes, Sarge hit a game tying HR on one leg. Don't ask us about extra innings. Great season. Go Hopkins.

For Hopkins. Pox Griz SP3/Bullpen Mip SP2 Night SP1 Doubtful GTD: Sarge (foot)

A #SCTop10 and #NotTop10 on the same play?! @mippey5 X @Flakne23

We split with the @HRL_Aces tonight. Gm 1: 4-1 Pox dong, Night dong. Night battled out of jams all evening to earn the win. Gm 2: 7-0 If you take away Dumpy's dongs, we still lose 1-0. The series wraps up next Thursday.

City Finals tonight at Central vs. @HRL_Aces. Pox Griz Mip (SP2) Night (SP1) Sarge

@HRLTortugas @HRLTwinCities We would've called BS on rookie bookkeeping if we hadn't seen you hit 2 legit ones in the same game. 👏🐢💨

Biscuits in 3! Gm 1: 2-1 L Cakes was good. Gm 2: 12-9 W Nightmare hits a grand slam, but Bud Larp hits 2. Griz and Pox HR. Tied at 9 in the 5th, Sarge go ahead HR. Mippey robs a HR in the 6th and turns it into a double play. Gm 3: 4-2 W Griz GW 2 out 2 rbi single in the 5th

We play the @HRLLoons somewhere in Hopkins tonight for a berth in the city finals. Pox Griz Mip (SP1) Night (SP2) Sarge

@HRLTortugas This is elite content.

We swept the @BlueWahoosHRL. Gm 1: 2-0 Nightmare hit career HR #400 and everybody definitely remembered it. Mip outdueled Air Bud. Gm 2: 7-4 Nightmare had career hit #1,000 and everybody for sure knew it. Griz hit 2 dongs. Mippey and Smallpox were 💩. Sarge did the book.

Ah Nuts, we Wish we didn't have to play Antics tonight a player Short, Bud we'll Sea if beating them is still so easy a Caveman could do it. Pox Griz Mip (SP1) Night (SP2) Doubtful: Sarge (injured wall twerking)

In related news, Pork Buoy's mom has since been banned from all Hopkins fields.

Tonight's make-up games vs. @HRLMets has been canceled due to wetness.

Fun Sact: Sarge had zero career SACs going into last night. He had two in the same game last night, including a walk-off SAC.

2 W's ggs (Am I doing this right, Griz?)