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I have had the smaller version, Mammotion Luba Mini 800H (my yard is smaller), for over a year now and I love it! The machine paid for itself in one season when you consider what I would have paid a lawn company to do the work. Sure beats doing it myself with a push mower in 100 degree heat.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Yea I have one too. Mammotion Luba 2 AWD 5000x

This guy is driving by and stops to look at the robot lawnmower mowing this huge property. He is blown away and thinks this is really cool. Says he has never seen anything like it. Back and forth, slowly it goes. A man can mow faster, but, what is your time and wear and tear on your body worth? Some say they will never give up their mowing time, their two hours of quiet time. But, others have said that this type of mower can help with rental properties. They drop it off, it mows while they are gone, it has a camera, and an app for it. It saves them gas and the trip out to the property every two weeks. One person said it was the best investment he ever made. He didn’t have to mow one time last year and it mows the straightest lines and charges itself. You will still have to edge and maybe get some tight spots around trees and stuff and they can be pricey. So, would you ever invest in one of these? Would the extra time on your hands allow you to do something else, go work out? Tackle other projects? Would you want that kind of help? Or, is this part of the downfall of man and just something else to make us more lazy?

@bnbchen 368

@GBNT1952 Always remember, there is no such thing as the perfect conspiracy theory that does not involve space aliens.

BREAKING: I have uncovered the deepest conspiracy in history... I’m literally shaking. It explains the pyramids, Napoleon’s vertical challenges, how JFK was owned by aliens, that MLK was actually killed by an assassin sheep that the CIA evolved with science, Ben and Jerry’s war on lactose (there is a milk epidemic), and how Jake Shields really got his CTEs (you think it was from sucking at fighting, but it was really all a psyop because he has a condition where he just hits his head against the wall). All of the answers will be revealed on my podcast (it’s coming I promise) with real life receipts (I’ll have them on my phone and not show you, but I’ll talk about them so that is proof). You won’t want to miss this totally real breakdown!

@WHLeavitt @LeaderJohnThune E. All of the above

The House passed the SAVE Act, but the Senate hasn’t yet voted on it. President Trump has requested a survey to tag @LeaderJohnThune, so he can see your support. A. Watermarked Paper Ballot B. Same Day Voting C. Voter Photo ID D. Proof of Citizenship E. All of the above.

@BamaSaltyMarine My first thought is to say smack it real good on the left-hand side (not the right side, never on the right side...). But, others seem to have mentioned that technique. So, I'll go a bit more modern... Have you made sure it is plugged in? If so, have you tried to reboot it?

I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any ideas?

I was backing off a little from the political game, but seeing my fellow veterans attacked on our own soil has left me no choice. Now I’m extremely pissed off. You in? I’ve been to the Korengal Valley—the most dangerous place on earth—and I’ve also been doxxed and swatted by these cowards. They don’t scare me. The larger my account grows, the bigger a force I will be to reckon with. Welcome to the Thunderdome.

@sizzle_sarah Ah, I see that Riff-raff is still teaching the Time Warp...

The underground insane asylum of NYC😳

@sitiwayyy 鮪

Guess what this massive meat with black skin is 😲

@BamaSaltyMarine Friends don't let friends post while on intense pain medications. Or was this the shrooms talking?

Random Question If you're floating down a stream at 5 MPH and your kayak drops a tire, how many waffles would it take to retile your bathroom?

@Riflemanscreed2 Condolences on your loss.

My Momo Rosie passed away this morning suddenly 🙏🏽. Im so incredibly heartbroken. She was a hell of a woman. Its Hard to believe 🥺 She would’ve been 94 on Monday These are a few recent and from the last year. The last one is a five generation picture.

@GuntherEagleman Primary them all! Ain't none of them worth a crap!

Looks like we are getting nothing but posts on social media. Our Congress is the WORST it's ever been!

@Riflemanscreed2 One or more just tore holes in our yard in Georgia over the weekend. When I was growing up in LA and MS, we used to call them "Possum on the half-shell". Of course, that was before we learned that they can carry the bacteria that causes leprosy. Don't eat em no more.

Do you have these in your state? #ShellPossim #Armadillo

@OneBadDude_ So... some scrawny, effeminate, bitch-boy is trying to tell MAGA males how "real men" are supposed to act??? Yeah... about that...

The same people who can’t even tell you what a woman is are all of a sudden experts on peak manliness. “Did you ever notice that MAGA guys don’t act like real men.” Spare me the bullsht, twinkle toes.

@catturd2 I'm retired, so... That said, I may light up the forge and pound on some metal later in the week if I get bored.

Are you off on this Thanksgiving week or do you have to work?

@GuntherEagleman Both!

Turkey or ham?

@SamaHoole The original keto diet.

Dr. James Salisbury, 1860s Civil War physician. Union soldiers were dying. Not from bullets. From dysentery, scurvy, and typhoid. The military diet: Hardtack, beans, coffee. Minimal meat due to cost. Salisbury observed: Soldiers with access to beef recovered faster from everything. Wounds healed quicker. Infections cleared. Energy returned. He started prescribing pure beef. Three times daily. Nothing else. The results were so dramatic that officers started requisitioning beef specifically for sick soldiers. Salisbury published his findings in 1888: "The Relation of Alimentation and Disease." His conclusion: Most chronic diseases stem from improper fermentation in the digestive system caused by eating starches and vegetables. His prescription: Minced beef, three times daily, with hot water. For weeks or months depending on severity. He documented successful treatment of: - Tuberculosis - Rheumatism - Mental disorders - Digestive diseases - Obesity - Gout His work was hugely influential. Salisbury steak was named after him. Originally it wasn't a convenience food. It was medicine. By 1920s: Pharmaceutical companies developing antibiotics and drugs for the same conditions. By 1950s: Salisbury's work is ignored, mocked, or forgotten. Today: "Salisbury steak" is a processed meat patty with gravy served in school cafeterias. The medical application has been completely erased from history. A physician who cured chronic diseases with beef was memory-holed because his cure couldn't be patented. The pharmaceutical industry didn't just compete with his methods. They erased them from medical history entirely.

@GuntherEagleman Irish Wolfhounds.

Golden Retrievers are the best breed of dogs on earth. It’s not even close.

@Badged_Patriot We figured you'd catch on sooner or later.

Why did none of ya'll tell me there are push in tabs at the end of the box on Saran Wrap & Aluminum foil to keep the whole dang roll from coming out?🤨

@earthcurated We're from the Galactic Government... and we're here to help.

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

@AmericaPapaBear Actually, I think that is an excellent idea and may do it myself.

"Wouldn't it be awesome if we filled up the food pantries with items we all donated and the bottom of each item we wrote Donated by MAGA?" Just in case the Food Stamp/EBT/SNAP crowd didn't ALREADY know who has been giving them free food!