Zach

Can’t wait to see the bullpen collapse today

@OffhandDisney THEY FLY NOW.

THEY FLY NOW?!

GET THE ASTROS OUT OF DENVER

Suns have been told to run full speed into any screener and fall down. They get the call every time

Rockets might lose by 100 tonight

Pure disaster

Damn

@OffhandDisney That stinks big time

Yordan Alvarez is not human

Lance please stay healthy this year

I am so glad Correa is back. It just feels right

@FondofHOUsports I completely agree. Also what’re the chances all these guys stay healthy? They’re gonna be happy they kept Paredes I think.

@HTownZM Maybe I’m being naive, but with the DH and stomaching a few more Yordan in LF and Paredes at 2B games than they want I really think they can ride this out for a good long while.

Log jam in the infield be damned, this lineup for the Astros will play.

Stares down opposing team Loses by 37… is this the worst state down of all time?

@DisneyParks @OffhandDisney

Calling all Space Rangers 🧑‍🚀 Enjoy a first look of the Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin marquee at Magic Kingdom 🚀✨

LFG

LFG WALKER

@RyanLostinTX @Senn_Spud Was it something about striking out Timothee Chalamet on 3 pitches? lol

@Senn_Spud One of my favorite tweets ever is “you were out since the day you were born” or something like that. You’re a very funny dude. I appreciate you existing.

drinking a bunch of water before i get drunk so i can. cry more