>be me
>hear about the Enhanced Games
>its Peter Thiel $1.2b funded
>google it
>athletes allowed to use steroids, HGH, peptides, whatever they want
>it's real
>it's in Las Vegas
>May
>a swimmer already broke the world record two months into his stack
>he won't say what he took
>there's a $1 million prize for breaking the 100m sprint record
>the Olympics suddenly feels very boring
>I have bought tickets
>I am rooting for chemistry
>I might even pop some of that good stuff and participate
>idk