Hull Uni Men's Hockey Club

@HURFC Poor lad

Max haddon, Norwich fan

Happy New Year from the boys at HUMHC. The photo is from Christmas but that’s as good as you’re gonna get lad. Love to everyone apart from that bloke that tried to beef us online. To our opponents have a great year… especially @LUUMHC we hope Santa got you new airforces.

@LUUMHC your poly have backed out of the game against us today… did you scare them off with the stories of your 3s encounters with us? @LBUHC it’s not that bad in Hull, don’t be shy. #hockeyisnotthewinnertoday #beckettboyz

Not all love stories have a fairy tail ending. The 1s lose to @LUUMHC in what feels like a divorce between two lovers. Although it looked like Leeds were going to divorce each other mid game. Dressing the man with the worst chat in a waistcoat was a nice touch though. #noprenup

A big cup game on the cards for the boys today against @LUUMHC. Leeds and Hull have an incredible bond secured in place by the M62. However, all that goes out the window today as only one team can advance to the next round. #bantz #ruininghockeysimage #welcometohullywood

Petty. Basic. Average. Immature @manikochar midlife crisis or what? 2 teams having a friendly exchange hurt you that bad? @LUUMHC surprisingly are an amazing bunch of lads that we’ve had the pleasure of playing. Hockey is the real winner. Live laugh love.

As a club we’ve come to expect easy games against @LUUMHC. Yesterday didn’t follow the trend. It’s nice to give the small teams a sense of hope for once. Tell your 5s their chat needs serious improvement, calling someone Dutch is not a great insult. #learntodefendyourfortress

Two games in two weeks against @LUUMHC, the first today as the boys travel to play their 3s. Before the last game they were talking about stat padding against us and we beat them 10-2… they’ve been slightly quieter pre game this time. #justlikeplayingsanmarino #gingermullet

Cup days are amazing days, ambiguous statement I know. The 2s W 5-0 against Huddersfield uni. The 1s W 3-2 against Northumbria 1s. Big cup days are the best days. By the way Dainty still hasn’t kept a clean sheet. Imagine sayin we go to a dead uni when the supporters go to a poly

Hull University Men’s Hockey Club are proud to stand with @HULHC and all other women in the boycott against clubs and bars tonight to raise awareness until clubs are a safe place for all. No one should feel scared on a night out and things need to change. #hullnightin

The only thing that makes a Monday bearable is looking back at the weekend and remembering the double victory Saturday that we just had. It’s not often both the 1s and 2s win but, when it does happen, you can guarantee the 2s ask me to tweet about it… and they did. #saturdayWs

@LUUMHC We won’t lie, the January transfer window will be a busy one for us to replace him 🇳🇱. We’d also like to point out we beat you in the boat race after the game so @LUUMHC took 2 L’s on their venture to the city of culture 2017. #wemissyoualready

A lovely 10-2 win against an overly friendly @LUUMHC side. They were scared they’d catch something from us but all they caught was a FAT L. We joked they’d turn up in puffas but I think variety of kit they wore was even worse. #village #somuchforstatpadding #mattbetterroartonight

Even though @LUUMHC won’t reply to our tweets. We are currently celebrating a 1-0 loss. Imagine the scenes when we send leeds back to their silly techno city with a FAT L. We miss you leeds we can’t wait to slot a couple goals past you. #pleasereply #atleastyoudidntgotobeckett

The 2’s had a cracking trip out to the other side of Hull. They were looking to build on last weeks performance and that’s precisely what they did… By conceding yet more goals in a 12?-1 loss to @KUHHC. They did score more than the 1’s though, silver linings I suppose.

Tough 1-0 loss for the 1s today against @HuddsDragons. Plenty of excuses we could use i.e the heat or having no subs. But in reality we lost because they scored and we didn’t.

7-7 super Jack made the bald fullback look like he was blind and the real Owen Beattie slots the extras

Getting ever closer to our first BUCS game of the season against @LUUMHC. We’ve told them they have to wear hockey kit for the game but we all know they only wear puffer jackets and airforces over there. See you soon lads ;) #BUCSISBACK

It’s time to announce our September player of the month as voted for by all of our supporters… after an outstanding month only getting skinned 11 times in one game (?). Our player of the month Josh ‘spit’ Swallow. Congrats mate, well deserved.

Consistency is key when it comes to the start of the season, the 1s have taken this very seriously with two 2-1 losses on the bounce. The 2s however have decided to set the bar as low as possible with a 10-0 loss, I guess there really is always room for improvement…