baron h. rothschild

You will never be bioenergetic. You have no thyroid, you have no ice cream, you have no orange juice. You are a hypothyroid gremlin twisted by pufas and estrogen into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “energy” you get is cortisol and adrenaline driven. Behind your back real peaters mock you. Your followers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mutuals” laugh at your frigid body temperatures behind closed gc’s. Georgi Dinkov is utterly repulsed by you. Tens of thousands of calories have allowed real peaters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fake peaters who “pass” look neurotic and cold to a real peater. Your learned helplessness is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to talk to an animal, it’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your stress hormone-ridden odor. You will never perceive, think, or act. You peel a weak carrot salad every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to speed up gut motility, but deep inside you feel the endotoxin creeping up like a weed, ready to stress you with the unbearable inflammation. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy some eugenol, fill a syringe, inject it into your skull, and melt into a puddle of goo. Your mutuals will unfollow you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll quote tweet you with a caption marked with your cronometer screenshot, and every scroller for the rest of eternity will know a fake peater deactivated here. Your consciousness will decay and go back to the neutrino sea, and all that will remain of your legacy is a temperature spreadsheet that is unmistakably cold. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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