Hae

I’m like scooby doo woop woop woop

dont forget men! today is NOT girlfriend's day. its women's day. Theyre very different.

@forks04 what was said tweet

Possibly most deranged tweet of my career be on the lookout.

@williambsucks @undersea_moth oh my god can i smell it when i go to your place

@trippindotss YOU GET IT

I like having long nails because I feel like a sloth

HOA rate went up

The stars are aligning (this is one of the best shifts I’ve ever had)

Took USF six months and blocking off half the road to fix the pothole by their Einstein bagels

They call me the being of loathing and hatred

@williambsucks @undersea_moth Wait you have a sample of o, unknown!? Can you bring it next time you’re in Orlando and I also happen to be there?

@williambsucks @undersea_moth I’m really sad, they stopped selling o, unknown which was the scent I really really wanted to try because it was like a woody tea scent I’m thinking of getting a sample set if they ever temporarily bring it back

@undersea_moth @williambsucks A city on fire is supposed to be like Smelling like an actual fire

@williambsucks Ass Jim

This is him btw

Who wanna watch eight crazy nights with me this holiday season

@williambsucks @undersea_moth Sun Drunk is one of the ones I’ve been wanting to try! I also got to smell their Saint Julep candle and I thought it was surprisingly good! I think when I go back to Sorce this Christmas, im going to try more of their fragrances

@williambsucks @undersea_moth My issue is that a lot of their fragrances lean masculine, and I tend to not like that unless it’s an incense or aquatic scent, so im afraid I won’t like their sample set, even the pick your own story one

@undersea_moth If you’re into trying some really odd stuff, take a look at Clue Perfumery It’s all fairly neutral, they don’t lean too masc or feminine

@williambsucks @undersea_moth I tried Imaginary Author’s In Love Woth Everything scent (very feminine fruit punch scent) while I was at the Sorce Perfumery store and WOW it was fantastic It’s really made me consider getting a sample set

There is so much fucking rage in my soul you have no idea

There are three foxes inside me.