Alastair Forbes

Seems we’re causing a bit of a sh*t storm south of the border, as seen and heard on Quick Shift with @imseanavery and @mrkevinconnolly.

@AllThingsRobin My last 10 tweets will eventually be a decade of this message.

@HaHaForbes This is the only thing Twitter is good for anymore.

Just your annual friendly reminder that it snows every April in Toronto. Let's be mad about it, but let's not be surprised by it. @AllThingsRobin #yyz #yearlytweet

@captainpearson How. Dare. You.

@DanHershfield @AllThingsRobin Hey let's keep my secrets to ourselves.

@HaHaForbes @AllThingsRobin I always picture you at the top of the CN Tower with a huge block of ice and a chainsaw, making it snow and laughing at us, Malevolent Edward Scissorhands-style.

It's time everyone! Just your friendly annual reminder that it snows every year in April. Let's be mad about it, but let's not be surprised by it. #torontospring @AllThingsRobin

@AllThingsRobin Nailed it

Thinking of @HaHaForbes on this beautiful April evening.

Just a huge honor to be on the incredible Bites and Bits podcast!! Episode just dropped! Check it! thesonarnetwork.com/bites-and-bits/

@captainpearson For someone who calls them the wildermen you know a lot about the Canucks.

@captainpearson Gotta be the Sedins. But shoutout to Markus Naslund, the first star when we switched to that jersey.

@captainpearson @AWCanada Good point I'll get in the screw line.

Guys here's the update with @AWCanada. They sent me a DM saying they recieved my "feedback" (which was that I bit into a literal screw in their breakfast sandwich) and they said someone would get back to me in a few business days. Can't help but feel I'm getting... Screwed here.

@kristiegunter @AWCanada I also woke up with a frosted mug in my bed....?

Hey @AWCanada, love your grass fed beef but might want to stop seeding the grass with screws. LITERAL SCREW IN THE BREAKFAST SANDWICH.

On their request I've DMed @AWCanada about the literal screw I found in my breakfast sandwich (from YYZ terminal 1). Will update with response. Needless to say that screw put a real wrench in our plans.

@captainpearson The truth comes out!!

@JanCaruana @Siddiqs @captainpearson Yup. I tried to get civilian dolphins but couldn't get them licensed.

@Siddiqs @HaHaForbes @captainpearson Aren't two military grade dolphins driving the Teslas? That's what it says on your LinkedIn.

It's my gals!! I had to bribe her with treats to get her attention. Valkyrie was fine though. . . . . . . . #ladies #fiancé #portrait #stratford #ontario @ Stratford, Ontario instagram.com/p/CSrurEZtZfA/…

Huge shoutout to all the volunteers behind AICE. An incredible group of people fighting for everyone @SecondCity to be treated with dignity and respect! #AICEunity #AICEStrong #AICE