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Real talk why was zaboomafoo’s funeral not televised

BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

@_witchybroad They discontinued them like a year ago, confirmed by Robin 😭

@Ha_Blom1 WHEN DID THEY GET RID OF THEM FUCK

I would do unspeakable things to taste a good humor toasted almond bar one last time

So you’re telling me an $800 billion/year defense budget can’t stop a balloon?

Dental hygienist: When I stab you repeatedly in your gums with this razor sharp instrument they bleed. Do you know why that is? Me, through the tears: Cause I’m a bad girl?

a single stick of deodorant costs more than the federal minimum wage and y’all are still saying it’s individuals fault they’re living in poverty

Nailed every look 💅🏼

i will avenge u mr van gogh

The crown is weak now is our chance

Damn, she’s good

Well, well, well. Look who’s come crawling back. If it isn’t my one year old son I accidentally left at the park

Everyone should know that this animal exists. It's a Cantor Giant softshell turtle. It spends 95% of its life buried and motionless. We have a lot in common.

Average Weekly Wages 1973: $873 2022: $813 Median Home 1973: $30,200 2022: $433,100 Monthly Rent 1973: $108 2022: $2,002 Tuition and Fees at University of California 1973: $150 2022: $13,104 Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

my step sister in christ how did you get stuck in the washing machine

Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.

Read something in Newspaper,& I Thought What Bullshit

This is what a rigged and corrupt system looks like. Effective Tax Rate: 0.1%: Warren Buffett worth $111 billion 1.1%: Jeff Bezos worth $131 billion 1.8% Mike Bloomberg worth $82 billion 2.1%: Elon Musk worth $210 billion 13.5%: Registered Nurse Yes. It's time to #TaxTheRich