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Hakey

@Ha_Blom1

Professional awkward person

Katılım Temmuz 2018
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Hakey@Ha_Blom1·
Real talk why was zaboomafoo’s funeral not televised
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gianmarco
gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi·
BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life
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Hakey@Ha_Blom1·
@_witchybroad They discontinued them like a year ago, confirmed by Robin 😭
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@Ha_Blom1 WHEN DID THEY GET RID OF THEM FUCK
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Hakey@Ha_Blom1·
I would do unspeakable things to taste a good humor toasted almond bar one last time
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Nina Turner
Nina Turner@ninaturner·
So you’re telling me an $800 billion/year defense budget can’t stop a balloon?
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Mommeh Dearest
Mommeh Dearest@mommeh_dearest·
Dental hygienist: When I stab you repeatedly in your gums with this razor sharp instrument they bleed. Do you know why that is? Me, through the tears: Cause I’m a bad girl?
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yaya
yaya@malyelff·
a single stick of deodorant costs more than the federal minimum wage and y’all are still saying it’s individuals fault they’re living in poverty
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Panko A. Cat’s Mom
Panko A. Cat’s Mom@fatfatpankocat·
Nailed every look 💅🏼
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hb
hb@h3xenbrenner2·
Well, well, well. Look who’s come crawling back. If it isn’t my one year old son I accidentally left at the park
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Today Years Old
Today Years Old@todayyearsold·
Everyone should know that this animal exists. It's a Cantor Giant softshell turtle. It spends 95% of its life buried and motionless. We have a lot in common.
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Warren Gunnels
Warren Gunnels@GunnelsWarren·
Average Weekly Wages 1973: $873 2022: $813 Median Home 1973: $30,200 2022: $433,100 Monthly Rent 1973: $108 2022: $2,002 Tuition and Fees at University of California 1973: $150 2022: $13,104 Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?
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critchy
critchy@ChrissyTiber·
Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory
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ryan kahl
ryan kahl@IdiotRyanKahl·
my step sister in christ how did you get stuck in the washing machine
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Vinny Thomas
Vinny Thomas@vinn_ayy·
Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.
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Read something in Newspaper,& I Thought What Bullshit
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
This is what a rigged and corrupt system looks like. Effective Tax Rate: 0.1%: Warren Buffett worth $111 billion 1.1%: Jeff Bezos worth $131 billion 1.8% Mike Bloomberg worth $82 billion 2.1%: Elon Musk worth $210 billion 13.5%: Registered Nurse Yes. It's time to #TaxTheRich
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