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*a Pakistani bowler doing well* Wa$im bhai: I had a chat with him this morning

Welcome to Pakistan, Job Description Vance.

Mankind: *breathes* Shehbaz Sharif: time to speak to my dear brothers.

Maa baap nai naam Shubham rakha tha, Pakistani commentators nai Shubman kardiya. Lol.

Viky bhai: dangerous guy Ghaus is out

@letsrollfrendz Urooj is a great commentator.

@HaayeShabbir I would much rather listen to urooj mumtaz or bazid than waqar and wasim

Wa$im bhai starts commentating...first reads the scorecard then starts stating the obvious. The grass is green, the sky is blue, farhan has 2 hands. Ajeeb lol.

Once Rana Faheem drew a circle. It is now called a stadium.

Log Rana Rana krdy Ranay nu parwa nai Ranay naal Dil laa k wekho Rana bewafa nai

THE KING OF PHOOL NAGAR TO THE RESCUE!

@MazherArshad At least humari cricket team ka software update software engineer hee karta hai unlike what happens inside the country

Paul van Meekeren, currently enjoying a fine spell against Pakistan, also has a background working at a software company. First Saurabh Netravalkar and now him.

Pakistan cricket team one minute down, next minute further down.

@haniaqadirr bas de laidi

@HaayeShabbir And Waqar Younis to mispronounce names.

ICC pays so much money to Wa$im bhai to read the scorecard.

aisa ganda collapse tou taliban ka bhi nahein horaha

Malik Riaz ko pata na chalay ye baat

ye baat kya taliban ko pata hai 😂

afghanistan about to find why university road is still incomplete

Come on boys, give them hell!

ye baat kya Pakistan army ko pata hai?

Dear Iran, you brought a smile to the heart of a little kid in Gaza, living in a tent in darkness, starved, and left alone by the whole world.