Zach Habner

I need the Sam Darnold version of this for the @SeattleKraken next year. Let’s get it done boys.

What I told my wife after she asked why the Mariners keep losing:

@HAWKSFN 78 wins might be too much

Why do I still watch this team? Love going to the ballpark because that’s with friends. Other than that, I’m just done. This is a 78-84 team

Wow thats fucking rich coming from you.

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@HAWKSFN Picking Duke?

Watching my predicted winner Duke making this way too close

@LibertyPillMeme Slamball was awesome

This might be better than basketball

Great way to end the trip.

Every arena in the US needs a DQ inside.

This is all so incredibly Mariner its almost not funny.

@HAWKSFN Didn’t I say this recently?

Let me tell a quick story. Met John Schneider a few years back. Nicest guy. Doing charity work behind the scenes. He has the best stories (which I can’t repeat here). Just trust in John. He’s brought us our only 2 Super Bowl rings

Me watching the Kraken.

One of, if not the most, embarrassing performances of a team on the bubble. This team is so mid. Tear it down.

@Habby2886 🗑At least we got a Super Bowl

Super glad I renewed my Kraken tickets 2 days ago.

Im just gonna say it. Chandler Stephenson is the worst signing in Kraken history. Get that bum off my tram.

Absolute pathetic showing by the Kraken

@HAWKSFN Im on cloud 9 man this year was so unexpected its made me not have expectations. The revenge on the Pats cleansed my callousness of this team. Now Jedd Fisch and my Dawgs on the other hand….

@Habby2886 Now that’s my boy! Looking forward to the draft so we can address some needs. With John and Mike, the team is in good hands

Well that was fun while it lasted. Shaheed probably gone. Walker probably gone. Don’t want to think about the defense

@HAWKSFN I trully think they will be even better next year. These teams always overpay for players that win a SB and they always regret it. Also same token these players leave for what like 1-2 million more per year (maybe) to go to a shittier team? We got Mike McD, not worried.

@Habby2886 Who are you and what have you done with my favorite pessimist Zach? 😁