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“Any man who must say "I am the King", is no true king."

Very good. We don't want to hear that "he was let down by his teammates" in the end.

@NTANewsNow *Defecation??? Don't you mean Defection?

NEWS FLASH! Former Minister of Communication and Digital Economy Professor Isa Ali Pantami has emerged PDP Gubernatorial candidate by consensus in Gombe State after his defecation from APC to PDP.

Anyone who called it a seven game tournament doesn’t deserve to touch the trophy

@SbuMasang I don't get the stupid obsession with "aura". Like, what does it even do for you.

I've never seen a player who lacks Aura like this guy 😂😂😂😂🙆‍♂️

‼️BREAKING‼️ GTBank has increased the quarterly international spend limit (for POS and online transactions) on its naira debit cards from $6,000 to 20,000 USD Meaning you can now spend $80,000 in a year instead of $24,000 in a year. This is what happens when… - There is improved liquidity in Nigeria’s foreign exchange (FX) market due to rising national foreign reserves. - President Tinubu’s ongoing economic reforms unified exchange rates, attracted more inflows, and reduced shortages - The exchange rate is stable as official and parallel market/black market rates have narrowed, eliminating arbitrage. The reforms are working - the common man had access to even more money to make foreign payments.

His name is Daniel Itodo. Once he’s with the ball, the fans are screaming.. “Inside the net, Inside the net” what the hell man 😭 Mind you, this was just first half 😭

E no use Egypt again. Now it's south africa 😆😆

If you want to have a good laugh and also feel sad this morning, go to the Cruise channel on Youtube and watch this debate. 1 Tinubu supporter vs 20 opposition supporters. Yes, the youth talk with passion but conversations are often devoid of core principles and knowledge. The young people have a lot to learn about governance structure, economics, public finance, and government policies. This is failure on the part of the NOA and the APC. Political parties aren't just established to win elections. Parties are meant to educate young voters and keep them informed. Uninformed voters are a negative to democracy. The APC after several years should have solid Policy and governance platforms in our universities, a mini NESG. Chief Obafemi Awolowo did this with the UPN. The APC youth leader is busy chasing politicians around and playing PS 5. He doesn't participate in twitter spaces, he does impact knowledge or advocate for policy shifts. I haven't seen any article or policy paper authored by him. A complete waste of space.

This miss. Baggio, the reigning Ballon d’Or winner at the time, literally carried a very poor Italian team on his back to the final with help from Signori, EVERY SINGLE ITALIAN GOAL in ALL the knockout games leading to the final—2 in every match. Came closest to scoring a winning goal during the final match. And he did all these playing with an ice pack on his thigh throughout because he was injured. In the final moment because his legs were SO NUMB from playing four knockout games while injured—with 2 of them going to 120 minutes, he chose go for power instead of his usual impeccable placement. Football can be so cruel. Italy finally won the World Cup again in 2006—and that they won it on penalties was poetic. Yet you can see what that miss still means to Baggio over 30yrs later. And any footballer that calls the World Cup just a 7 game tournament is not deserving of ever smelling a World Cup.

Obidients went to Eko Atlantic City to shoot a promotional video for Peter Obi. Una dey use Tinubu vision promote clueless Runtown without shame.

Ronaldo is better than Messi

@arojinle1 @Tina_rayx Do for me too x.com/habletic/statu…

Tifẹ́, the 5M impression you're looking for is here. I gave you 4.2M impressions already. Before evening, this post alone should have more than 5M. Congrats

I just randomly remembered when I was younger and people used to mock the shape of my head by saying singing "Isu, eyin, ororo, frying pan". It got me thinking, what's the biggest/craziest roast you all have ever heard? I once heard someone say; "You look like someone that was drawn with the left hand".

@RecruitmentPq Then age limit shouldn't be a requirement at all

Entry level jobs now require 3 years experience because companies don’t want to train people anymore.

I just remembered, coupe de France 22/23 season, PSG were about to be eliminated, na there them sabi say them get Messi Everybody just de pass ball give am, baba come de give them back the ball😭😭😭

@Nedao454 Esposito wey dey disturb my defenders in UCL this season.... Koleosho has been shinning with Burnley as well.

If you remove Donnarumma there is a 99'99% chance that you don't know a single person on this list

The spell that Bruno has over this fanbase needs to be studied. Should’ve gone into politics with that ability to sway masses in his favor. Quite impressive. He has people beefing Roy Keane to defend him 😂

Just because we are celebrating does not mean that you should forget the bums who hatewatched us all season. Chelsea finished 10th & Liverpool put up the worst title defence i've seen with $500m spent. Give them HELL!

6 years at Manchester United and people can’t even name one truly iconic Bruno Fernandes moment. 3 managers sacked since he arrived. The only trophies he has won came under Erik ten Hag, the same manager some of them mocked. Maguire was disrespected and forced to hand him the captain’s armband. Manchester United made him one of their highest-paid players, gave him the keys, gave him the armband, gave him the spotlight and still, there’s no significant achievement for the club. Now the first time United are picking up a little, thanks to Michael Carrick’s influence, he’s making the noise about breaking an assist record. That’s exactly what Roy Keane is talking about. At a club like Manchester United, team success should always come before personal stats. Players caring more about individual records than trophies is becoming embarrassing. Maybe that’s the Portugal influence he picked up from Cristiano Ronaldo.

🇳🇬 President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has initiated all these. Nigerians can not wait to re-elect him. 🏛 Governance & Finance • 💰 NELFUND • 🏦 CreditCorp • 🏛 LGA Autonomy • 💵 Naira-for-Crude Policy • 💳 National Credit Guarantee Company (NCGC) • 🏗 Budget Deficit Down: from 50% (2023) → 25% (2025) • 💼 Tax Bill passed • 💹 Increased Revenue • 💶 Non-Oil Exports Up 40% in 2 years • 💰 Over $40bn Foreign Investment • 📈 Stock Exchange Boom • 📊 Trade Surplus: ₦18 trillion in 2 years • 🔒 No More Printing Money for FAAC • 💵 States No Longer Borrow to Pay Salaries ⚙️ Economic & Infrastructure Reforms • 🌾 Livestock Ministry • 🏭 SAPZ (Special Agric Processing Zones) • 🚍 Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) Initiative • 🛠 Refineries Activation (Shut Only When Unprofitable) • 🛣 Coastal Highway: Lagos–Calabar • 🛣 Sokoto–Badagry & Other Legacy Roads • ⛽️ Oil-Asset-Metering / Oil Theft Reduction • 💧 NNPC Funds Credited Directly • ⛏ Mining Reforms • ⚓️ Maritime Enhanced Monitoring System (MEMS) • 🌍 Positive Balance of Trade • 🏠 MREIF Mortgage Initiative 🧑‍🏫 Social & Development Initiatives • 👷‍♀️ 3MTTT (Tech Talent Training) • 🧑‍🔧 TVET (Technical & Vocational Education Training) • 🧒 Nutrition 774 Initiative • 🧭 Renewed Hope Ward Development Programme (8,089 Wards Nationwide) • 🌱 Green Imperative Project • 🧵 Cotton, Textile & Garment Dev. Board • 🍫 Cocoa Board Reinstated • 🚜 NIPOST Agricultural Infrastructure & Logistics (NAILI) • 🏫 DL4ALL (NITDA Digital Learning for All) • 🧑‍⚕️ National Health Fellows Programme • 🧍 Forest Guards for 1,149 Reserves • ⚖️ Nigeria First Policy • 🌐 SUPA (Smart Urban Planning Agenda) • 🚌 6 Mega CNG Bus Terminals (Regional Zones) • 🏢 Jobs & Training Support for 1000 Beneficiaries per Ward 🏥 Reforms Continue Nationwide: • ⚕️ Health Reforms • 💊 Increased Medical Investment • 🧍‍♂️ Minimum Wage (100%+ Increment) • 📉 IMF Debt reduced from $3.26bn → $800.23m • 💷 Cleared $7bn Forex Backlog • 🏦 CBN Stabilised • 🏢 Loans to Industries and SMEs • 🌍 6 Regional Development Commissions