HaiiItsDylan || 18+

@Nerd_Brad Really be going: "𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓱𝓲𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓶𝓮." I love this man, he is like one of my best god damn friends through everything and I'm so goddamn grateful to have him in my life. 🎨@tiviivart

@SLEEPISTELLAR Felt this sm

@HaiiItsDylan "broken, broke, gone gone broken broken broken-" me in the plentiful sea..

People out here saying "plenty of fish in the sea" bish what if I want an Isopod? Heck maybe I want a turtle or a Nautilus.

@9ttony9 This been long known out here, didn't realise you were the last to find out o7

@HaiiItsDylan AYE HOLD UP NOW LMFAOO I AM SURPRISED

NOW HOLD THE HELL UP! WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN "No question." 😭THIS WEBSITES RIGGED I SAY! FUCKIN RIGGED!! LMAO

@Hyprsomnix Marriage, pizza and hopebutter

Travel, Boobs, Sex... Sure

@DaSeductiveBake Can my celiacs go away for just a day pls and ty cause these look divine

I made these brown butter chocolate chip cookies for my coworkers. Ya want one?

@Hipkyr_ Damn I gotta try harder, my bad king.

I haven’t gotten pregnant yet and I’m thankful for that

@lavensoul_ HAH

I- I COUNT AS AN OLDER PERSON NOW???

@Nerd_Brad .... is it too late to rescind knowing you?

God forbid a boy try to show his fiancee his freshly shaved hole

@lavensoul_ Free will has me

@HaiiItsDylan you have free will

Posted cute photos of me on the hush hush account that main can’t witness just yet 😌

@lavensoul_ Weather's horrid today make sure to stay safe where ya can hun

Guess who tripped walking to work this morning because the wind was too strong 🫥

@WaxRaps Wait it wasn't rhetorical??? They act do??

everyone is exposing themselves as total noobs lock in gang you've been playing this game for years 😅

@lavensoul_ So im getting it then?

@HaiiItsDylan Ehem..

I WANNA GET SUPER BATTLE GOLF. Who wants to play super battle golf if I do?

One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣

@KodaFM Where can I repost without reposting like fr

Purging my thoughts on main for once. Don’t let this get to afternoons twitter. I forgot how easily I fold to accents. Really doesn’t matter which it’s a genuine weakness.

@KodaFM Man I wanna to camping so bad its been so long

Not having a proper PC the last several days (due to me being dumb) has been so nice? Doing all the little things and taking time to relax and not worry about the constant grind mindset. Like, anyone wanna go camping? Weekend away vibes??

@elarislune Omg I swe ir now, I haven't played AC in agws

@HaiiItsDylan It’s the bell pouch from animal crossing

Me asking my friends what I’m making but it’s wrong answers only EXCEPT everyone answered pretty much the same 😭😭