YokoMan

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@Pokemallu @Pokemon Apple iphone, the web browser on it is trash and kept pushing me to the back of the line.

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon You mean apple pay?

Thanks @Pokemon for letting people buy 2!! 30th Pokemon ETB, I’m so glad the bots got 2 each while I got ZERO, lucky me with my crappy 2 pack box that I had to spend 6$ to ship since everything is sold out, another set to skip since getting product is impossible. Thanks @Pokemon!

@xrdubbzz @Pokemon Stop bitchin about my bitchin big bro

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Stop bitchin lil bro

@Pokemallu @Pokemon Apparently Apple is sabotaging me

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon How did you end up in this situation? Products lasted for more than 4 hours.

@Hexx25 @Pokemon Believe it or not I was in 5 mins after drop but it kept pushing me to the back of the line.

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Two etbs is fucking great quantity it’s litterally the lowest beside only getting one. Most places allow more and to be fair I think u were about 3 hours late to queue. This was the best queue in awhile

@96bulls00David @Pokemon I’ve come to the conclusion that Apple is sabotaging me and I need to use either a PC or non Apple phone.

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Easy drop yesterday, you’re doing something wrong

@young_metro3909 @Pokemon Don’t tell anyone but I used the word bot because I ran out of letters in my post

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Am I bot? I got 2

@AngstCreative @Pokemon I did it for the memes

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon No one forced you to pay 6$ shipping you didn’t have to buy it. Also there’s other things on the site you could’ve bought

@OaksBurnerAcct @Pokemon How did you get this picture of me?

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon

@SpencerWick1 @Pokemon Apparently it’s a Apple problem

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon If you didn’t get anything this time it’s a you problem. People in my local league were waking up 2 hours after I checked out and they still got everything

@Chrissyxlol @Pokemon But then I wouldn’t have been able to make this post for dramatic effect!

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Couldn't you have just gotten like a 10 dollar plushie or something?

@Nohbdy2020 @Pokemon I thought about it but decided I would rather get raped by the pokemon company itself then get taken advantage of by GameStop or a scalper.

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Deadass would rather go to GameStop in this case. If you’re not getting multiples of anything the shipping cost just isn’t worth it

@GavinEllio75759 @Pokemon I clicked the site within 5 mins of the drop and had a 10 hour wait time that kept resetting, what effort am I exactly supposed to be doing here?

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Quit being a winey bitch, I hate the bots as much as everyone but this woe is me crap is insane. I was two hours late to the drop and I missed etb’s by 4 mins. It was the easiest drop to hit in fucking ages. If you want the product put the effort in.

@Lady_H0dges @Pokemon We would be at 19.98, 2 cents short, there was no saving us 😂

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon Right?! That limit should have been 2 so we could get the free shipping!

@SimonmYT @Pokemon Better yet public execution

@HaikuCurse @Pokemon I heard some people managed to buy 50. I hope they get IP and address banned

@BRaccoon69 @RedxDevilx44 @Pokemon This, it kept throwing me into the back of the line.

@RedxDevilx44 @HaikuCurse @Pokemon ZERO effort because you hit, I got reset every time my timer was within 2 minutes. It happened 2x by then etb is out. Other people got lucky I didn’t, I was able to get in 3rd time for everything else. Seriously hope you experience error 17 or a que reset over and over again

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@HaikuCurse cheesed to cheese you

@Bobina_Council No relaunch, CTO eth cheese!!

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@BuryEbilGril @getmirage Your art is always great

Oh this sure was nice, I didn't expect to get any feedback at all 🥹 @getmirage