Harlequin 🔞

Old account got suspended for free speech. This is my backup. Help me find people again? 🤭 If people felt threatened they could simply stop being a fascist or landlord 🤷‍♀️

No one gets my humor 😭 I wasn't sure if I should put "Caeser (seizure)"

Call me Julius the way that I please her like she's having a Caeser

It's so rude that I can't get chili cheese fries at 8am. What do you mean I have to wait for your full menu 😭

Let's just cut to the intro and pretend this never happened. twitch.tv/zchum/clip/Nim…

@OmidLive had a pretty memorable 6th morning of the sub-athon. 116 hours down, 180 hours to go

Volkswagens could float on water. Cybertrucks can't go in a car wash.

Let's see if this gets me banned

Say what you will about Nazis, Hitler made better cars than Tesla.

This should have been Minecraft Steve in the Minecraft movie

If you think about it Snake Plisskin was the #1 Victory Royale in Escape from New York

🎵 Why you gotta be so rude, don't you know Imma fuck toy too 🎵

If you make French Toast with Texas Toast is it French Texas Toast? Frexas Toast? Tench Toast? Or does Texas get pissed at France and call it Freedom Toast?

Bukkake - waterboarding with cum or cumboarding

I wonder if more people would watch One Piece if I told them Tim Curry is a main character.

The only thing Democrats will take away from this is Americans still wanna vote for 80 year old white men.

TFW you realize there are people too young to know where the term Nuzlocke comes from or the cultural zeitgeist that was L O S T.

My current medical bill is $291 Please consider donating towards my goal so that I may heal and regain use of my right hand. Anything helps 🙏🏾💕

2am cravings for sex while I munch on pizza crust....just the thought of doughy hand-tossed crust in my mouth is making me want to get fucked.

@transcucumber is playing through the original FFVII and I think @Winston_Duke would be the perfect Barrett.

This is funnier if you say it Pegacis

Pegasus may be fantasy, but you can make Pegatrans a reality