HF ⚡️

Have a good day everyone who loves Oasis. Go and fuck yourself if you don’t love Oasis.

I’m also craving a deli counter so badly that I misread “eurosummer” as eurospar on Instagram earlier

It’s blue Vitazade weather but unfortunately I’m in England

@BKNoProblem Tried to bang a reply and ended up like that. Banter x

If I had of been in my 20s between like 2008 - 2015 I’d of convinced one of my tone deaf mates to audition for X-Factor and sat and howled with Dermot as they made a cunt of it on national tv

Try one hour without Pep Guardiola

First Pepes in a month. Could cry 🥲

@harperwyntr He’s literally me

my dads been drinking beer all day and we’re now at that time of night where he’s got us watching pink floyd concert videos on YouTube😂🍺

@getsmeshed My intention was to audition for xfactor (I can’t sing) and I was so calculated as a young child that I wanted Louis as a mentor due to knowing he’d put me through to the lives with being from Belfast

Noel Gallagher and Johnny Marr at Etihad today

@getsmeshed Luv u xx

Sunsheyineeeee

This is History…

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

Is there a slur for middle aged fat women who start doing pole dancing classes and post it on social media?

the way she invented depression