Sexy Shrek 💚

Do you ever get so sweaty that you get stuck in your sports bra? Because I do.

@karislomo My sides are in orbit 😂

I heard someone refer to people who vibe with a zodiac signs as “Star racists” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

If this ain’t @CasiLee5

When someone comments “sorry for your loss. May she RIP” on an obituary post, it sound like you want her to fart the loudest fart to have ever been farted.

Riley: Drinking coffee out of that mug makes me feel like a senator.

Inigo Montoya had Pedro Pascal energy.

@CasiLee5 I’m sorry whaaaaat?!?

Put your schlong in my palm

Update: I do get hungover after drinking vodka.

@GorillaGriggs I’ve been so invested in this storyline. You have no idea.

Or both

Yearly viewing of Inception happening early this year.

abolish the clean girl aesthetic and being back being a trashy party girl!

I wish it were that easy.

Christmas is over, it's time to get ready for Halloween

If you’ve got something not nice to say to M. Night Shyamalan, no you don’t.

I will never forgive Covid for shutting down the pickled parrot.

WAP is a Thanksgiving song. “Gobble me swallow me…” 👀

@karislomo No