Hak Dispatch | 🌞🐦

To those who wait for me, take time out of their day to see me, are brave enough to say hi, decide to come back, ask how i'm doing, or are willing to help me... I feel so lucky to have you 🍀

My Random Thoughts: "If ants suddenly gained human intelligence one day, would humans treat them any different? Nah. Man, ants would no dif us. There's like 1,000,000 ants per 1 human. And, they can basically get into anywhere. What if all humans became ant sized? That'd suck."

Ah, the movie is Fiddler on the roof(1971)

Here's your fun fact of the day. You know that one song "Rich Girl"? Here's the original version that it was inspired from. youtube.com/shorts/1AnCnHN…

@iamBirdyOvo What can I say? It's too true and accurate.

And that's how it be 😎 🎞️: @HakDispatch

@mimomoee Sir Bananas the 3rd

it took 5 months of not caving to scalpers btw to get this this little guy home, any name suggestions? :D

HE IS MINE!! :D

@iamBirdyOvo That dragons are awesome and probably taste bad? (Of course, excluding Alis' tail). Yup, 100% agree.

@HakDispatch And if dinosaurs and dragons are closely related….i think you know what im getting at… 😏

What's one of your "random thoughts"? Mine is: "If dinosaurs are ancestors of chickens and alligators(fun fact: A chicken is more closely related to a T-Rex than an alligator). And, alligators pretty much taste like chicken. There's a chance that dinosaurs tasted like chicken."

@hojpoj_ 😂😂😂Hey, our thoughts aren't that far apart.

@HakDispatch I rejoice thinking about the fact that gigantic feathered dum-dums once roamed the earth

@KuraiCa_Rotto If someone stares at me for more than like... 3 seconds. I always assume something like my fly is down or I have something stuck to me. Or, something is on my face. 😅😂

Anyone wants this Bun to stare at them?🤭

Just a reminder while I’m away that the car ears and tail that you see on stream are not real. See?! They come off! :)

@Lonewolf7701 Urm... Uh... Maybe?

@HakDispatch Well did you make it through that

"I'm telling you! This show is so good! You just have to get past the first three seasons, the movie, read up to volume ten of the novels, learn how to write and speak Chinese, go to the moon, discover the cure for the common cold and the show is AMAZING! I'm telling you!" Me:

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but- You do NOT pass GO. You do NOT collect $200.

@Tornatik__ At least you're calling yourself out.🤣(Honestly, same for me but with Star Trek TNG)

@HakDispatch Calling myself out but one piece fans fr

@krakenami This

Post what pfp I should make my Twitter for a month

I have an announcement to make. Noodles are delicious. That is all. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

@KuraiCa_Rotto That was literally me but for Elden Ring Tree Sentinel boss. 😂(I was stubborn and did end up beating it, but it took me almost 150 attempts... Hahahaha)

Bun bun bun~ E33 is so much fun… but note to self … MAYBE DONT BE SO STUBBORN ABOUT BEATING A BOSS THAT AINT STORY 🤣🤣🤣 Stubbornness…. Bun isn’t stubborn.. 😶

BIRTHDAY MINI-THON Official stream will be Friday, April 17th 7:00 PM CST, where we'll celebrate with: ⟢ Viewer Games & Marbles on Stream ⟢ Discounted Subs ⟢ Incentives Thank you always for your support, and please don't feel obligated to gift if you cannot!

@Alula_lalune Becaaaaaause I have $30,000 of credit card debt!

The family guy credit card debt jingle is very stuck in my head this morning despite me not having credit card debt I’m early in office and you hear in my corner someone humming “hmm hmm hmm~ credit card debt~”