Hal

RIP Hal L. Twitter account. Hello Hal L. II

@michaelFhurley @RealAlexBarth You look like a complete dweeb who didn’t play with that undershirt

@RealAlexBarth I already own the record for greatest shoulder pad-to-body size ratio for a No. 80, and also for slowest and most useless No. 1, so I'd have to go with something off the board. Maybe 77. I could be fast for a 77.

Sure, why not? Caleb Lomu: 74 (only 70s # left) Gabe Jacas: 52 (HS/Senior Bowl #) Eli Raridon: 6 (9 upside down) or 88 (HS #) Karon Prunty: 1 (NCAT #) Dametrious Crownover: 65 (pure guess) Namdi Obiazor: 45 (one off from 44) Behren Morton: 19 (eternally the Patriots' 3rd QB #) Jam Miller: 21 (only 20s # open) Quintayvious Hutchins: 15 (college #) Very well might go 0-for here. I'd imagine we'll get the real ones at some point this week ahead of rookie minicamp this weekend.

@RealKingCapper hey man! Noticed you haven’t been making any soccer over bets. Have you retired?

@JackPosobiec Kory Yeadon

Yeadon and Norwood, St James High in Chester

I just found out my Grandfather actually grew up in Delco and not King of Prussia I don’t even know how to begin to process this information

@Reckavelli1 @PardonMyTake Reckavelli thinks big cat is going to be friends with him if he defends him on social. Loser

@Hal_L_2 @PardonMyTake Broooooooo this is so fucking funny 😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣 it definitely didn’t get old immediately and now you are just beating a dead horse

Tough year

@zm_cox Thanks for the update, Zach.

The Celtics have not subbed in the fourth quarter. It's been White-Pritchard-Brown-Hauser-Queta since the 2:21 mark of the third.

@ImMaseMan @ShamsCharania You’re a special kind of retarded

@ShamsCharania That actually helps Boston.

Boston's Jayson Tatum is OUT for Game 7 tonight against the Philadelphia 76ers with a left leg injury.

@LINKSMagazine @ConcertGolf @GolfInc Steven Brazer is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to the game of golf

Fabled U.S. Open winner Francis Ouimet once called The Club at New Seabury the “Pebble Beach of the East.” The 36-hole club on Cape Cod in Mashpee, Mass., purchased by @ConcertGolf what @GolfInc named the “No. 1 Deal” of 2025, features two oceanside William Mitchell designs (Ocean and Dunes) with nine total holes along the Nantucket Sound. The club is also home to a 14-acre golf practice facility, 42,000-square-foot clubhouse, 24 guest cottages/condos with stay & play opportunities, two beach clubs, 16 tennis courts, five restaurants, and more. 📸: Concert Golf Partners/Kent Earle

@scogolfs The house that Steven Brazer built

36 holes on the Cape anyone? The Club at New Seabury in Mashpee, MA

@LegionHoops @realapp Less than 50% of the time he’s healthy

Joel Embiid is still one of the best players on the planet when healthy: 33 PTS 8 AST 12/23 FG 39 MIN Dominant performance to keep the Sixers alive. (via @realapp)

@985TheSportsHub @FelgerAndMazz Jim Murray throws like a gay boy

Did Eliot Wolf go against Mike Vrabel and draft the Patriots future LT? "I've heard internally players rag on Will Campbell for how much Vrabel loves him." @FelgerAndMazz

@NFL_DovKleiman Hey idiot. Only one qb plays

The Ravens QB room is STACKED 👀 • Lamar Jackson • Tyler Huntley • Diego Pavia • Joe Fagnano One of the best in the league.

@HappyPete55 @OnlyInBOS Peter still takes the short bus

@OnlyInBOS Probably a good idea, since Trump is just hell bent on screwing things up.

Boston just dropped its 2030 Climate Action Plan. • Cut emissions 50% by 2030 • Net zero by 2050 • 67,000 green jobs annually • Major upgrades to protect against flooding, heat, and extreme weather Boston is moving from planning to action.

@Ceruti My dad beats me

No

Jayson Tatum just tied Russell Westbrook in all-time playoff scoring. He now has more career playoff points than James Worthy, Chris Paul, Klay Thompson, Reggie Miller, Clyde Drexler, Charles Barkley, Ray Allen, Isiah Thomas, Kevin Garnett, Allen Iverson, Jason Kidd, and Gary Payton. Already a Hall of Famer at age 28

@GovKathyHochul New York is hosting zero games

New York isn’t just hosting the World Cup. New York is the World Cup.

@BOSSportsGordo Sell the team

The front office believed in David Hamilton despite trading him to the Brewers. When he returned to Fenway in April and played well, the FO began to question the coaching staff’s developmental process with young guys: "Why do a lot of players go to other places and get better? Why do other guys come here and get worse?" (via @byJulianMack)

Here is a question. You think Cora didn’t want Bregman back even though Bregman loved it here? You think it was Cora who didn’t believe him that he had another offer from the Cubs? You think it was Cora who cheaped out? You think it was Cora who wants Durbin as his 3rd baseman over one of the best leaders in baseball? (Cubs 2nd best record in baseball by the way). This team is a joke but it’s been a joke for a long time and it all starts with John Henry. He won’t pay for anybody. Breslow sucks. Henry sucks. #selltheteam

@krassenstein You’re retarded

Trump just used the shooting to sell his illegal ballroom to the American people.

@gfstarr1 Yeah this is what we needed to know it’s true

I go away for my bachelorette and the Red Sox fire everyone??? My goodness.