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stable genius
@HalberstramsTie
the best revenge is living well
Katılım Eylül 2021
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On my way to black high school prom except were not black and prom is at Surf lodge
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Calling all my friends with APs broke the replies are hilarious
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@MeganNyvold Lack of Food/carbs. Has happened to me too. a workout hangover
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Every once in a while I workout pretty hard (weightlifting not cardio) and the next day I’m like entirely shot. Full and absolute exhaustion. Body feels like there is no amount of caffeine or nicotine that can save me. Happens like twice a year, is this diagnosable ?
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I tried the local honey thing for allergies and ate a ton of it and now my entire body itches and my eyelids too will I die?
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I think I speak for all Audemars Piguet owners when I say it is time for a mass suicide event. We should all kill ourselves publicly at 9pm EST tonight!
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$7k in rent to live across the hallway from this. Gotta love Nyc 80/20 bldgs
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@JamesNotJamie1 @ObtainerOf Hillstone is an institution you love that place im calling bs you paid the bill… but the other stuff is def true
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@ObtainerOf A waiter wearing a tissot prx complimented my royal oak at hillstone the other night and i threw my martini in his face and left the restaurant without paying my bill
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“If you don’t want to be gay my recommendation is to be a homo”
The Global Watch Club@GlobalWatchClub
If you want a Royal Oak looking watch and we're disappointed in the Swatch AP release, my recommendation would be to get a Tissot PRX. Great value for money, looks great and solid movement.
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@MeganNyvold @JamesNotJamie1 Are you happy to see me, Megan asks
No, that’s just my AP I solemnly reply..
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@HalberstramsTie @JamesNotJamie1 I just know you can’t wait to have one of these bouncing around off ur peter miller pants looped to ur belt loop walking around Brooklyn
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My entire life has been a neverending series of progressively worse betrayals, tragedies and misfortunes that i have innocently fallen victim to, but the coming release of an audemars piguet x swatch collaboration will be the final nail in my coffin. Goodbye, cruel world
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I was late to the gate again but I became an #alpha male today (so fkn proud). Saw someone had put two items in my overhead bin.
I asked “whose backpack is this?” Some old lady said “it’s mine”
I froze
Paused my music
Took a deep breath
And then I threw it on the floor
Her jaw? On the ground like she just saw Beyoncé on her flight
Jason Applebaum@Jason______A
Beta male … if someone’s extra bag is in my overhead bin I will put it on the floor in the aisle and put my bag in the bin. Zero way my bag is not going over my head when I paid for that first class seat. Here let me show you how it’s done when you’re not a pussy. Step one identify the spare bag Step two throw it on the floor Step three put your bag in its place Step four sit back in your seat like nothing just happened “Who’s bag is this” says the stewardess “Not mine” says the alpha male Problem Solved
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@MeganNyvold We will not tolerate Tom cruise veiled slander
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What’s gotta go so sideways in your life that you turn to Scientology
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