Haley Jordan

@TheFitMarshall That’s just illogical

Idk who needs to hear this but closing all your apps on your iPhone drains the battery more than leaving them open

Loved welcoming @TheFitMarshall to @youtube HQ! He led an amazing workout for our employees and talked with us about his experiences using YouTube. I am inspired to work out more!!!

@yagirlkatiem Omg I just spit out my coffee…but…same

Nothing makes me feel whiter than having to google how to cut up a mango every single time I eat one. My only ancestral wisdom that got handed to me was alcoholism and always wear sunscreen or you’ll get cancer

God isn’t fair nor just

My tiktok algorithm not showing me what I want to see just validated the weird vibes I’ve felt all day

@badboychadhoy @sisteramnesia64 HAHAHAHAH 😭

men will literally go to space instead of therapy

@HaleyJordan12 Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful day! :)

@TheFitMarshall It’s ur most toxic trait

I will order a lettuce wrapped chicken sandwich and a side salad KNOWING I’m going to eat the fries off of everyone else’s plate

How is Britney Spears conservatorship tighter than our gun control laws????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF ANYONE THAN I AM OF BRITNEY SPEARS TODAY #FreeBritney

a plain bagel with cream cheese has been a better ally to the mentally ill than andrew yang

@JonathanScott @WhiteHouse @PressSec Yessssssss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I talked today with @WhiteHouse @PressSec Jen Psaki about why investing in clean energy matters—and how all of us can save money with more efficient electric appliances. Grateful for the opportunity!

Coachella putting tickets on sale for 2022 when I can't even commit to a brunch more than a week in advance

6.1 on YouTube @LittleMix #HeartbreakAnthem 💔

@TheFitMarshall @lukejharry Two....always two

@lukejharry WHAT

it took me entirely too long to realize you’re supposed to use more than 1 Tide pod

@joebobtaco LOLOLOL here for the Elon musk slander 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Lmao Elon Musk spent $52.5 million to invent a subway system.

gen z doesn’t understand that before the dominos pizza tracker you had literally no way of knowing the status of your dominos pizza

bank account: $1400 me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints

@AyeBeePee @TheFitMarshall Omg I’m dying this is so cute (and accurate)

You’ve watched @TheFitMarshall and @HaleyJordan12 too much when your daughter starts pretending to be them 😂