Zraxan Aathtan

"I have grown slow to anger and deliberate in my actions.." ⚔️Oath of Vengeance Paladin ⚔️Mercenary Veteran ⚔️Experienced Writer ⚔️Matches Detail ⚔️Prone to Mature Themes "..so if I strike you, know that I have weighed the consequences of those actions."

@_Flameborne Under what context.

@HalfDragonMerc ...I could manage twenty.

How many goblins is too many goblins?

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In which Jay is exposed as a filthy, filthy liar. Whilst we prepare to launch season 2. We decided to sit down, answer a few questions, talk about what worked and what didn't, and say 'open the kimono' far too many times. Our Season 1 Debrief episode is now available.

They're busy with the other horny person wandering the woods at night.

My hips hurt even after lay on hands. It's that stupid.

@EvokingMaster //I was close enough

@HalfDragonMerc //From my Googling last night 25-30

//Things I just had to google..."how many feet of intestines do we have?"

@_Flameborne I'm sure you are

@HalfDragonMerc I'll be laying hands all over him either way.

Aaaand I'm in love.

@_Flameborne Don't break the poor guy.

@HalfDragonMerc Your concern is noted. We'll get back to you.

@_Flameborne If not risking breaking it from holding up his weight.

@_Flameborne What I am is concerned for him possibly losing feeling in his third leg.

@_Flameborne I know that much but will he be able to pull out once you've stopped that?

@HalfDragonMerc I'm going to lock my legs around him like a vice. So no.

@_Flameborne Will the poor thing even be able to pull itself out once it's fully in?

@HalfDragonMerc And I want it inside me.

@_Flameborne //and the same can be said of Ubisoft

@HalfDragonMerc //Video games.

//Still wild to me that Castlevania has gotten more love from indie game collabs than Konami themselves in the last decade.

<- wood and the roar of the fire engulfing him. Burning away everything within its path. Including what he once was. It was only a moment. But he could see everything. And as the moment passed, he responded, low and quiet. Reverent. "Too much."

<- of unrelenting fury. The color of a grey sky stained with black smoke and dark mud mixing with blood and corpses. It was like he was still right there. The weight of the lifeless body limp in his arms and burning rage threatening to cook him from within. The cracking of ->

The question made him pause. It was only a moment. But in that moment he could see everything. The swing of his sword into the weak points of their armor. The sprays of blood as sharpened steel sliced through softer flesh. The clang of metal against metal. The screams of pain ->