Julia Heynen

@JPsoFLY Find Carmen.

perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing - sylvia plath

@QueenofTacos Aww, poor Stinja.

Santorum handily won the Louisiana primary this weekend. In related news, Saruman managed to seize control of the Shire.

@HowBoutDemOsHon Your Catholic school didn't give you days off around Easter? That's hard to believe.

@HowBoutDemOsHon I had spring break K-12 in public school, and so did everyone else. I'm amused by this gap in your knowledge.

@HowBoutDemOsHon ... I can't tell if you're kidding...

RT @Tikken: Guys. Imagine if Adele dated Taylor Swift and they then had an awful break-up. IMAGINE THE SONGS.

Errand-Running Motivator #5: You can't get stoned until you've gotten stuff done and are finished having to talk to cashiers & bank tellers.

@awwstevie I am also proud of you using the twitters.

"Why are these guys so meeeaaan? :(" --any team playing the Ravens

TOUCHDOWN RAVENS! bit.ly/zgNTC5 @queenoftacos

@QueenofTacos Just got home with my meatball sub! CAW!

This song will only ever remind me of one of my favorite Gilmore girls moments. #Glee

Lets all agree not to have sex with Rick Santorum. That might be the contraception he's looking for.

If your pilot light should die, do not quake and do not bark. for you shall find a spark.

PS: It's not my fault they only gave me a fork and I've finished my biscuit, am I just supposed to leave that delicious goo at the bottom??

Sitting in KFC eating mashed potatoes with my finger may be one of my lowest moments, but it's also one of my most content.

After 3 nights, I can't wait to be alone in bed again. But I can't keep the damn thing warm alone, & I don't know what to do with my arms.

A man who signed 150,000 pages now signs pillowcases. Class act, that @realjohngreen . Hi from outside of the pack of people around you!