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@Matt_Pinner "Barking Spider"

What would you call this “piece of art”?

@AGONbyAOC Wow, I've just started SIM racing and one of these would go down tremendously 🤞

We’re clearing out our EU/US warehouses and found a batch of extra monitors. And we want to give them to YOU. Comment if you want one ⤵️

@zak_hoosen Oh dear, I think somebody has been having "fun" with your site 😒

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@bagshaw2112 @scott_mills @BBC Could "Mott Skills" live up to his #spoonerism name after all?

Flipping heck what has happened to @scott_mills - what had he done so bad that he’s instantly dismissed , ? #scottmills especially by the @bbc

Erm...I don't think that'll work

Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world’s operating schedule

@sanakazmi36 Women! 😉

What do men actually deal with?

My wife just asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said "To be honest, I didn't even know he played cricket."

@arifkhangeo WURLD 😉

What’s word do you see? 🤔💭

#WinterOlympics Mariah looking thrilled to be there I see. Must be annoyed at her stylist for the hat hair

New person of interest revealed from the #EpsteinFiles #fatbastard

@Autistic_Lauren Yes massively. Anything that is implied or not written down, I don't know where to start

Asking autistics, do you struggle when processing verbal instructions?

@Autistic_Lauren Hate them, instant anxiety. Can't see the person, can't think quick enough as you're expected to respond instantly. Please text or email

Asking autistics, how do phone calls make you feel?

@Autistic_Lauren Like I'm boring into the other person's soul

Asking autistics, how does making eye contact feel to you?

@dussyme 96

@Matt_Pinner Sales...in any company

🤔🤔

@lady_valor_07 Lost

Name one

@nicksortor @PenguinSix

🚨 BREAKING: The White House has just taken the rare step of LIFTING a “lid,” and has summoned reporters back to the White House immediately, per @PenguinSix This is amid reports of an “address to the nation” by the President 👀