Hammer Time

Is the pool ready?

@vulturetrades add me please.

You know what I’m restarting the $100 to $10,000 challenge. I want everyone to have a fair shot at this. Last time it took me about 5 days, will try to do it faster this time. If you want to follow along, comment below to join Going to lock comments in 24 hours

@CCPISASSH0E I only knew him from SNL and Three Amigos. Had no idea he was in all that other stuff. The home movies were amazing. So many stars.

I cannot recommend this enough. Happy tears ftw 🥹♥️

@CCPISASSH0E I’m addicted to them and I don’t know why. I get so excited when a new Dateline pops up.

The more true crime shows I watch, the more I understand why my dad used to say, “Nothing good happens after 10pm”

@TiffanyFong Cloudy day.

who’s in las vegas ?

@JessicaVaugn @MarcelaMarjean Werd.

@MarcelaMarjean Yes, but men don’t really care. They just want you to find them funny.

Are funny women rare?

@JessicaVaugn Those boots.

howdy

@TiffanyFong I would like to feud with you . Please DM.

people who have public feuds… why ? just DM each other ?

@walterkirn @Gutfeldfox You're always good on Gutfeld. Looking forward to it.

Finally back on the calendar @Gutfeldfox . It'll be a couple of weeks before I'm on, but I'm going to need every minute to prepare. Greg is so dazzling in person, see, that it's just possible I will seize up on the air & fall silent in awe & admiration. Not likely. Possible.

@gallegos_fam My LL coach called us a bunch of pussies and we just kind of rolled with it.

Nothing gets me more angry than Little Leaguers having walk up songs..stupid spoiled ass little sh*ts..smdh

@TiffanyFong Come on, man. Yankees hat?

Tesla Diner chili dog 🔥

@TheKevinDalton @grok What is the red flag with the white middle shown in the video.

I hope you’re sitting down, but anti-ICE agitators are now throwing chunks of concrete at federal agents at the federal building in downtown Los Angeles. Is Gavin Newsom even in California right now?

I've reached 200 followers. Thanks to everyone and especially to those I don't know. I hope to continue to earn your confidence by continuing not to post.

@walterkirn Up in the Air. Watching it now. lol. 👍

Blocking rules: 1. A jerk. 2. I don't think the account is real. 3. Sort of a jerk and maybe or maybe not real, but I'm not going to waste my time figuring it out.

@_kaylashoemaker A-F'ing-Men

in one week my entire mental stability lies in the hands of the los angeles dodgers💙

@TiffanyFongEtc Love it. Add some salt.

does anyone actually like cantaloupe ?

@TiffanyFongEtc Weirdly hot.

@SoveyX I would but the wicked witch scares me.

Anybody want to go to the Sphere in Las Vegas to watch The Wizard of Oz with me? I’ll buy the popcorn. Just regular butter though. Don’t be greedy.

@krisjohnsonlive The good ole days when final 4s got boring, I guess.

popped up in my FB memories

@JessicaVaugn @ChrisWillx Testosterone or Masculinity crisis.

@ChrisWillx How are half of married people not having sex inside their marriage monthly? Why is everything so weird?

Some stats about dating. A survey of Gen Z found 67% would prioritise a good night of sleep over sex. One in eight 26-year-olds are a virgin. 24% had no sex in the past year — about double the rate in 2010. Among men from 18–24: Around 1 in 3 report no sexual activity in the past year. 26% of U.S. adults reported no sex in 2021. 37% of adults having weekly sex (down from 55% in 1990). 37% of Gen Z had no sex in the last month vs 19% of millennials. 48% of married couples had no sex in the past month. In 2004, 78% of millennials said their friends commonly have one night stands; just 23% of gen Z said the same 20 years later, in 2024.

@TiffanyFongEtc Well you look good in the hat. It’s your color.

I’m honestly a fucking loser.