Al Bundy

Two years ago today — July 31, 2024 Ismail Haniyeh discovered that Islam really is a religion of “piece.” Piece here. Piece there. Piece everywhere. They had to scoop him up with spoons. No 72 virgins waiting — the most important piece never made it to the afterlife. Rest in pieces. 🕊️💥🥄

@MehmetG24840784 @IranObserver0 Варкалось. Хливкие шорьки Пырялись по наве, И хрюкотали зелюки, Как мюмзики в мове.

@HamsaTips @IranObserver0 Evet doğru. Hangi şanslı bileti kapar? Bende bilmiyorum Ancak... İran'ın liderleri güvende değilse Ortadoğu'da Netanyahu dahil hiç bir lider güvende olmamalı. Bu savaş daha bitmedi bu savaş senin gibi orospu çocuğu troll kişilere ulaşmadan bitmeyecek. Yazmaya devam et.

⚡️BREAKING: US Embassies across the Middle East are asking Americans to Leave the Region This only happens when a Huge Escalation is Coming

@Rosejerian @LionOfJudahX @BRICSinfo My profile tells a lot? Good. Yours just told me you take screenshots of strangers and still have nothing interesting to say. Keep coping, sis. 🤣

@HamsaTips @LionOfJudahX @BRICSinfo Third, your profile tells a lot and I don't give a shit bro. 😂

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 US Embassy in Israel urges Americans to be prepared to leave the region if the situation escalates.

BREAKING: The prime ministers of 22 out of 27 EU member states have written a joint letter to the EU, demanding an emergency summit over the invasion of illegal migrants in Ceuta. They are outraged by the recent ruling of the Spanish Supreme Court: 🇮🇹 Italy 🇩🇪 Germany 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇫🇮 Finland 🇸🇪 Sweden 🇦🇹 Austria 🇧🇪 Belgium 🇳🇱 Netherlands 🇧🇬 Bulgaria 🇨🇾 Cyprus 🇸🇮 Slovenia 🇭🇷 Croatia 🇨🇿 Czechia 🇸🇰 Slovakia 🇪🇪 Estonia 🇱🇻 Latvia 🇱🇹 Lithuania 🇫🇮 Finland 🇬🇷 Greece 🇭🇺 Hungary 🇵🇱 Poland 🇷🇴 Romania France, Ireland and Portugal were the only larger EU states that didn’t sign the letter.

@Rosejerian @LionOfJudahX @BRICSinfo Firstly, we don’t have nuclear weapons, and secondly, if necessary, we will use them. 🤣

@HamsaTips @LionOfJudahX @BRICSinfo Cool bro you're way too exposing that Israel is indeed has nukes cause US allowed it so, while US strongly won't allow Iran to have nukes. That's what we call, Israel dominating USA and Trump is a bitch of Netanshit. What a piece of shit. 😂

@BRICSinfo It's good when you have nukes & nuclear triad:-)

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Embassy in Egypt warns Americans to leave immediately if regional tensions escalate.

@Rosejerian @LionOfJudahX @BRICSinfo 15 minutes, sis:-) x.com/i/grok/share/1…

@LionOfJudahX @BRICSinfo Good luck bro. It's gonna be a rainy missiles day for Israel. 😂

🚨 Another day, another “civilian” casualty list from Gaza 🚨 IDF drone strikes in the last two hours reportedly took out four: 1️⃣ Near Ahmed Pharmacy, NW Gaza City — Hassan Ibrahim Kahman & Alaa Imad a-Tirmasi 2️⃣ Al-Mahta, eastern Deir al-Balah — Saber Muhammad Rabia (“Abu Muhammad”) 3️⃣ Tent by Al-Thamud School, Al-Muatsi — Salem Abu Labadeh (plus wounded) Hamas loves operating out of pharmacies, tents next to schools, and crowded streets… then screams “massacre” the second a precision strike lands. Classic human-shield playbook. Israel keeps targeting the threats. Hamas keeps putting their own people in the crosshairs and banking on the propaganda. Nothing new under the sun. 🇮🇱

JUST IN: 🇪🇸 Death toll rises to 67 for illegal immigrants attempting to enter Spain.

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@DrEliDavid @AnaKasparian Either Israel is behind this… or the Zionists are behind this… or—brace yourself—the Jews are behind this. A real triumph of investigative nuance 🤣

Congratulations to @AnaKasparian for being the first influencer to blame Israel for what's happening in Spain 🏆 _

Why are Italians so Islamophobic? Look at the cultural enrichment the Moroccans just gifted Spain in Ceuta. Open-air toilets, streets turned into public latrines, pure Mediterranean authenticity. Isn’t it wonderful? 🚽🇲🇦💩 Pier Paolo Pasolini would’ve filmed it in slow motion and called it poetry.

BREAKING: Italy officially suspends Schengen free movement with Spain.

🚨 Breaking: Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu: “I call on the Spanish government to show restraint and refrain from a disproportionate response. Only a two-state solution can bring a long-lasting peace to Spain and to the Moroccan population living in its occupied territories.” 🤣

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Ah, you’re from Saudi Arabia. Interesting. Your country is one of the richest and most heavily armed on earth, yet somehow never seems to lift a finger when its own territory gets hit. Just sits there with all that oil money and modern military hardware… Meanwhile Israel went into Gaza and finished Hamas. Strange priorities for such a “great” power, no?

@LionOfJudahX @sanchezcastejon Has your fear of Hamas made you unable to tell the difference between the Saudi flag and the Hamas emblem?

Lo que ha sucedido es un ataque a la integridad territorial de España y merece nuestra más rotunda y enérgica condena. Toda España está con la ciudadanía de Ceuta. El Gobierno de España está con la Ciudad Autónoma. Gracias por la cooperación que siempre hemos mantenido con el gobierno de la ciudad. Utilizaremos todos los recursos del Estado para garantizar la seguridad y la convivencia. Y nuestro compromiso total y rotundo con el futuro de la Ciudad Autónoma de Ceuta.

Ceuta: The "New Spaniards" are throwing stones and looting shops and houses. Welcome!

"Ladies and gentlemen of the international community, Morocco is already there — in Ceuta, in Melilla, pressing against the gates of Spain every single day. Now imagine they slaughter six thousand Spanish civilians. That is the exact proportional equivalent of the 1,200 Israelis butchered by Hamas on October 7th. And then… then the United Nations will convene an emergency session. Then the European capitals will light up in Moroccan flags. Then the world will solemnly recognize the independent state of Morocceuta on the sovereign soil of Spain. Is that not the standard you have already applied to the Jewish state? Or is this particular moral arithmetic reserved exclusively for the Jews? I am waiting for your answer." - Bibi N

Spain’s far-left Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez in Ceuta: “The Spanish government is going to use every resource of the State to guarantee the security of Ceuta’s citizens, and of course also coexistence in the Autonomous City of Ceuta. [...] No government has invested as many state resources in Ceuta as the current one.”

🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez just touched down in Ceuta Crowd’s buzzing… but not with applause 🍅🍅🍅 No need to wait for the Pamplona festival, folks. You can throw tomatoes right here in Ceuta too. From chanting “Destroy Israel” a few weeks ago to watching your own border collapse in real time. How’s the moral high ground feeling today, Pedro? 😂

BREAKING: Absolute fury from locals in Ceuta when Spanish PM Pedro Sanchez arrives at the HQ of the local authorities in Ceuta. The visit comes a day after his government allowed 50 000 illegal migrants to storm the border and enter Ceuta.

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Spain's far-left Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez starts his speech in Ceuta x.com/i/broadcasts/1…