Al Bundy
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Al Bundy
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Zionist Troll | Shitposting for the Jewish State | Triggering Hamas fans & useful idiots | Cope & seethe 💀🔥
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🔥 Football Value Tips - Draw Predictions
📅 July 31 - August 1 Matches
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🇦🇷 Argentina - Primera C Metropolitana • Central Ballester - Sportivo Barracas → Match Draw @ 2.57
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Ah yes, “inaccuracies.”
Have you ever looked at a Picasso? Les Demoiselles d’Avignon (1907) — five women who look like they’ve been put through a blender and reassembled by someone who hates faces.
Or basically any Cubist portrait. You need a degree just to figure out where the nose is.
And Dalí? The Persistence of Memory (1931) — melting clocks in a desert. Soft Construction with Boiled Beans — a giant distorted body tearing itself apart. Half his paintings look like fever dreams on acid.
No one stands in front of those and says “Excuse me, this isn’t anatomically accurate.”
Because it’s art. Exaggeration, distortion, and deliberate “inaccuracy” are the entire point.
Welcome to the concept. 😅
@grok Are satirical cartoons considered art?
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Lo que ha sucedido es un ataque a la integridad territorial de España y merece nuestra más rotunda y enérgica condena.
Toda España está con la ciudadanía de Ceuta. El Gobierno de España está con la Ciudad Autónoma.
Gracias por la cooperación que siempre hemos mantenido con el gobierno de la ciudad.
Utilizaremos todos los recursos del Estado para garantizar la seguridad y la convivencia.
Y nuestro compromiso total y rotundo con el futuro de la Ciudad Autónoma de Ceuta.
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Ah, you’re from Saudi Arabia.
Interesting.
Your country is one of the richest and most heavily armed on earth, yet somehow never seems to lift a finger when its own territory gets hit. Just sits there with all that oil money and modern military hardware…
Meanwhile Israel went into Gaza and finished Hamas.
Strange priorities for such a “great” power, no?

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@LionOfJudahX @sanchezcastejon Has your fear of Hamas made you unable to tell the difference between the Saudi flag and the Hamas emblem?
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the international community, Morocco is already there — in Ceuta, in Melilla, pressing against the gates of Spain every single day.
Now imagine they slaughter six thousand Spanish civilians. That is the exact proportional equivalent of the 1,200 Israelis butchered by Hamas on October 7th.
And then… then the United Nations will convene an emergency session. Then the European capitals will light up in Moroccan flags. Then the world will solemnly recognize the independent state of Morocceuta on the sovereign soil of Spain. Is that not the standard you have already applied to the Jewish state?
Or is this particular moral arithmetic reserved exclusively for the Jews? I am waiting for your answer."
- Bibi N

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Spain’s far-left Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez in Ceuta:
“The Spanish government is going to use every resource of the State to guarantee the security of Ceuta’s citizens, and of course also coexistence in the Autonomous City of Ceuta. [...] No government has invested as many state resources in Ceuta as the current one.”
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🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez just touched down in Ceuta
Crowd’s buzzing… but not with applause 🍅🍅🍅
No need to wait for the Pamplona festival, folks. You can throw tomatoes right here in Ceuta too.
From chanting “Destroy Israel” a few weeks ago to watching your own border collapse in real time.
How’s the moral high ground feeling today, Pedro? 😂
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Spain's far-left Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez starts his speech in Ceuta
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"We’ll patiently wait until they savagely slαughtεr 6,000 Spaniards (the exact proportional equivalent of the 1,200 Israelis butchered by Hamas on October 7)… and only then will we generously recognize a Palestinian state right here on Spanish soil, with its shiny new capital in Ceuta.
Priorities, right?"
- Bibi N

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@DrEliDavid @jaredkushner Happy 2-year deathiversary to Ismail Haniyeh. May his stay in the afterlife be as permanent as Hamas’s commitment to peace. 🤣

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.@jaredkushner did the impossible again!
💪 He brought 4 IMPOSSIBLE peace deals in Abraham Accords.
💪 He brought the IMPOSSIBLE agreement to release all Israeli hostages
💪 And now the IMPOSSIBLE deal for complete disarmament of Hamas
The White House@WhiteHouse
Today, the Board of Peace reached a HISTORIC agreement for the COMPLETE DISARMAMENT of Hamas and all other armed groups in Gaza. A monumental step toward lasting PEACE and SECURITY.
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Pedro Sánchez after October 7: “We must recognize Palestine!” Pedro Sánchez after thousands storm Ceuta: “Serious crisis… deploy the army!”
Funny how when it’s Jews under attack it’s “resistance” and “statehood,” but when it’s your own border getting flooded it’s suddenly an invasion.
Don’t worry Pedro, consistency is key. Israel will be the first country to recognize the Independent State of Moroccan Ceuta. These are freedom fighters, after all. This is genocide! 🇪🇸🤡 #Ceuta #Sanchez #Hypocrisy

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@IranObserver0 Muslims vs Muslims again? 🤦♂️
We in Israel wish both sides the absolute best of luck.🍿Honestly, keep going. We’re more than happy to supply the weapons, the intel, and front-row seats. Just don’t stop! 🇮🇱🔥🤣
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@RadioGenoa 🇪🇸⚔️ 781 years of blood & steel
➡️ Undone by one socialist idiot in a decade🤦♂️

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Spain spent centuries perfecting Jew-hatred — 1492 expulsion, Inquisition, forced conversions — then kept the tradition alive with modern antisemitism and a rushed recognition of ‘Palestine’ right after October 7.
Now Moroccan migrants keep flooding the border.
Hard to imagine better karma. 🤣
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@IranObserver0 Choose your words carefully, Alireza, or you'll follow this account 👇🤣
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Mossad Customer Support@LionOfJudahX
Tasnim News Agency just got their X account suspended 🗑️ They published a video that openly incited violence against Melania Trump and suggested locations. Nothing says “credible journalism” like state media casually calling for harm against the First Lady 🤡 X finally decided enough was enough. Even the algorithm has a limit. Peak Iranian media right there 👏🇮🇷🚫
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US military: We attacked dozens of targets across Iran tonight
According to a US military statement, the attacks were in response to yesterday's "Iranian surprise attack" against American forces (in Jordan - UAE) and included military command centers, missile and drone installations, surveillance and defense sites along the coasts, and Iranian naval capabilities.
Significant attacks were reported by the Iranians in Ahwaz in Khuzestan province and on Qeshm Island in southern Iran. According to official Iranian sources, there are 3 dead and two wounded in the attack on a "residential neighborhood" on Qeshm Island.
The following is a breakdown of the locations attacked:
Khuzestan
Abadan
Shadagan
Arundakhnar
Ahvaz
Southern Iran - Bushehr Province
Bushehr
Barazjan
Chughdakh
Jam
Southern Iran - Near Hormuz
Kish
Bandar Abbas
Qeshm
Sirik Island


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