Hamster Hawk

x pro is now something u need to pay 40 dollars a month for??????????????????????????????????????????????????? the shit i want to type right now

nah fuck elon. the things i want to say right now.... omfg

@ZeeToTheHill @hasanthehun @TheOmniLiberal ily

We want do a counter tent to Hasan, @hasanthehun so he can finally stop running from @TheOmniLiberal . Coming soon? 😁

how is it that network tv could make the funniest tv known to man (parks and rec) and then just hopelessly fail to do anything even remotely as funny and memorable like that ever again?

@C_Kavanagh @User72888593 @thebadstats

@User72888593 @thebadstats lol!

I need to say this for the good of my eternal soul: Destiny really was interrupting Konstantin too much

i think its fascinating how many planes are in the sky

do you think noah brought on a trans man and trans woman onto the boat

i love modern society. i can bet on a live tennis match happening in europe on my main monitor, watch a live cam of the middle east getting bombed on my left monitor and watch a canadian play minecraft on my right monitor all at the same time

@iShowShitpost PEAK SOUND

@Vesper01_VT @iShowShitpost PEAK

@iShowShitpost Lab rats intro????

@SnapzCracklePop @thesoypill @__Substance__

@SnapzCracklePop @thesoypill @__Substance__

.@TheOmniLiberal responds to a chatter saying that he goes “a little bit too hard on @thesoypill” “I’m looking at ppl more holistically, I’m including their audiences when I evaluate them now… if you go into SoyPill’s community and poll them, I’m pretty sure half of them would say I’m a child r*pist PDF file… I’m gonna treat you like you’re basically saying it”

LETS GOOOO

boneless wings are just nuggets that look like cancer tumors

@nikitabier @DCinvestor @X bro go fuck yourself

@DCinvestor @X We don't have the capacity to support more than two colors right now. But feedback noted: we are looking into lightening the black on web.

looks like @X got rid of "Dim" mode 😭 why @nikitabier why?? i loved that mode because it was less harsh on the eyes than white text on a pure black background (especially on modern OLEDs which have true blacks)

breaking news intel twitter account beef is my favorite type of beef

@YourRAGEz @xQc @hasanthehun @LosPollosTV asmon avoids everyone. hasan avoids smart people

@xQc @hasanthehun @LosPollosTV “don’t talk to him Los you’ll get cooked.. if you do the asmon method and stay in your circle jerk you can be a bot & just think you’re right 24/7”

@WillyMacShow the secret is no one else doing anything either stupid retard

>Turkey Tom does nothing. >The accusers implode.

@ThirdWayTweet w center left lib

Democrats are doomed if we nominate a far-left candidate in 2028. Dive into the data with us. 👇