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@PaulSkallas One rumour I heard about the move from sodium was to help the police - it is hard to correctly identify colour (vehicles etc) under single wavelength sodium light as it's monochromatic. Everything looks orange even if its actually blue or green under white light.

@sailormooncup It should be me. I would be amazing at virtue signalling for £100k a year. I can say "please don't close nightclubs 🥺" once every 6 months. I have been to a nightclub, and some bars, before. I am the best candidate for possibly the most fake email job that has ever existed.

Going to wake up one day and find out they’ve made somebody the Glasgow Night Czar, aren’t I

@SmelfordDip @sailormooncup @cooljinzo Got goat and lamb last night, one could say it was a goated meal for sure - they'll be seeing me again!!

@sailormooncup @cooljinzo Goat and lamb ofc! 🐐

Save me goat and lamb birria taco save me

@duvetpunk @hawkchild Pizza express clears both

@hawkchild need to get in there and have a balanced discussion about high street big pizza: papa johns vs the mighty hut

this is what the corsica green room at 10pm just before trance party feels like except the pop music personalities are replaced with me + @clive_mart1n loudly chatting about the closure of “lapland new forest” in 2008

@sooakxa I fantasize about bringing scissors and cutting the cable between their mic and belt pack

turned off st enoch street preacher PA system while walking past cause I could hear him being transphobic

@sailormooncup 😭

Prepare to die @HamsteronA

Unprecedented levels of crying to SOPHIE in the club incoming

@sensory_works Reading this made me physically ill

Experience with Dot is basically useless. Like all Ai it’s so keen to please that it promises things all the time, despite having no way to do so, then guiltily messages you a day later. It’s a no from me

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@sailormooncup I'm a big cumbrae fan - good for a medium amount of walking, cycling, or neither and just take the bus. Quaint and not too wild. Love the mini golf. Hopefully gonna go gourock soon too.

Where is the best seaside/summer day trip from Glasgow please do NOT say Ayr thank you

@sailormooncup Do blue ticks still make money on this app or was that only for like a month

Crazy seeing interaction bait from non blue tick accounts. You guys are really just doing it for the love of the game, huh?

@skrrrsten Yummy snack choice

@sooakxa I wish my vision did this irl when I was in the club

feels incomplete without the dj ramon sucesso camera tremors everytime kick drum hits

@sailormooncup I use 1337x for film and TV

What torrent sites are good these days or is it formally a dead art form?

@pulpy_fiction Decoupled is it not just 'being healthy'?

do u think biohacking guys are inherently nefarious or can it be harmless if decoupled from weird masculinity and/or libertarian conservative stuff

@skrrrsten Diane convinced Antony was a traitor just cuz she 'didnt like his vibe'.... It stinks to me

@voidgrrl @therealkatbug Guys I quit start of last week and ngl it's good I am proud of me.... I believe anyone can do it it's hard but not as bad as I thought it might be!! After 3 days it gets a lot easier. There are some parts I miss but also a lot I don't... Youse can do it!!!!! 🫶🏻🚭

@skrrrsten Getting there...... Maybe by 2025

Everyone hating on this idk I'm kinda into it it's kinda techwear it's kinda gorpy I do want to acessorize my water bottle

@pulpy_fiction It's called a sporran it's good for things like cash, house keys, vaseline etc. a small hipflask if you're feeling fiendish. We also have a small dagger tucked into a sock called a Sgian-dubh.

what do scottish boys put in their little kilt handbags

Evian Christ - Ultra for Hawkchild DIY at Stereo, Glasgow, December 2023. Lighting by Emmanuel Baird and myself. ⚠️ This video contains strobes ⚠️