han.

I’m searching and avoiding love at the same time and that’s my problem.

@PaxtonMScoggins Question is, will you be finishing both tonight?

#NationalBourbonDay Will be buying two bottles of bourbon this evening.

Okayyyy

@KoeWetzel changed my own tire, broke my mamaw’s family air loom in the process (a school house cookie jar) but Koe baby I’m here for you!!

@KoeWetzel I’ll tell his punk Ass to take me to jail. FUCK IT

@KoeWetzel Give me a shoutout. Bring me up on stage. Hannah Scoggins. General admission, right outside the pit. Wearing a PBR shirt and black cowgirl hat

@KoeWetzel changed my own tire, broke my mamaw’s family air loom in the process (a school house cookie jar) but Koe baby I’m here for you!!

@KoeWetzel I’ll tell his punk Ass to take me to jail. FUCK IT

@KoeWetzel what girl knows how to change her own tire?? ME. That’s who

@KoeWetzel come on. I changed my flat tire, 5 minutes from being here. Kuntry n Western

@KoeWetzel #DrunkDrinkin

@KoeWetzel got a flat tire on the way here and changed it just in time. PRIORITIES

I jus wanna b happy .. I been angry enough

@PaxtonMScoggins Let the girl cuss. We came out cussing as should she.

Elizabeth jumped on me because there was a witch that popped up on Scooby-Doo. I said “abracadabra bitch!” She said “Don’t say that in front of our daughter! She’s going to start saying that!” I replied “Harper can’t say abracadabra.”

Sleep is like sex, I don’t get any

@PaxtonMScoggins The audacity!!!

My wife had the balls to come into the house after getting a free meal at Ruth Chris. Then proceed to tell me she had Zaxby’s catered for lunch. I’ll be damned.

Some of y’all ain’t even toxic you just fuckin stupid

Alright I’m standing up. Why is the cotton candy blizzard not a thing all year round? I’m upset, pissed, disappointed.