Han

@McDonalds What happened???? The site didn’t load for a single person. It crashed the second the timer hit 0. The second the site comes back up (momentarily), it’s allegedly “sold out” ??? What are you doing about this? How many kits were even available? #McNuggetCaviarKit #Scam

SHE IS FINALLY GONE #DWTS

Holy sh*** #Elaine you just gave me goosebumps #DWTS

Why did they have to ruin Popular? Just use Ariana’s track??? #DWTS #WhitneyandMark

A long time coming. Congratulations, Rory. #themasters

That one hurts. We love you, #ALLCAPS fans. Thanks for being with us every step of the way this season. We'll see you soon ❤️

My stomach is in knots… thank you @Capitals & @TJOshie77

watching the @Capitals game

May the 4th be with you.

@danamyyy You: “I was today years old when”

@patrickmcd0nald good morning to the birds who showed up on my TL. very much enjoyed the show.

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

thank you god

@Heardle_app: ✨aPriL fOoLs✨ Me: Did that really just happen??? fr??

This tweet got slept on and it’s makes me mad

*Going to the eye doctor* Pros: - Getting to pick out new glasses Cons: - You must demonstrate how blind you are (embarrassing) - Having to choose between lens 1 or 2 when there is clearly no difference - Waiting 10 days for your cool new glasses

March 31st. This is the only real answer.

@Heardle_app: ✨aPrIL fOoLs✨ Me: tf???? fr???

@danamyyy Don’t you dare

Me to my family group chat: What is everyone giving up for lent? My sister: Wordle … I just … how…??? I can’t process this