Smoothie Queen
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Smoothie Queen
@HandMeMyHammer
Popeyes chicken warrior creator of grocery love island

🇨🇳 Este chico chino fue al pueblo de su abuela a pasar unos días. Al ver que aún no se había casado, la abuela empezó a acosarlo con un baile repitiendo -Jiéhūn- 结婚 (cásate) y movientos ondulantes. Un día, llamó incluso a sus amigas para meterle más presión.



Which future will you get?

POV: Me leaving the theater after watching The Odyssey

Mamdani’s NYC.

His name is Slimy Simon and he just wants to glisten wetly from time to time

Backrooms (2026)


Wait there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to hating on male gacha MC mains being weirdos? 👀

plaqueboymax gets emotional and ends stream after alumni “OJ” presses him about calling himself a “diva” and expressing himself. max then gave a heartfelt shoutout to wardrobe, saying he appreciates him for always being himself and staying true to who he is. 🥹❤️


Nvm I don't feel like celebrating my birthday anymore im done

















