Mitch

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Mitch

Mitch

@Hand_Chair_Ick

Just a small town girl trying to make it in the big city. All opinions are someone else’s cause I’ve never had an original thought in my life

Katılım Mayıs 2013
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Mitch
Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
If I’m making small talk with a dude and he makes a Marvel reference, I know there’s a 75% chance I can pivot the conversation to crypto, then Joe Rogan, then Barstool and finish the conversation with a kiss on the mouth
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HIDEO_KOJIMA@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN·
With our dear Nicolas Cage.
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
Also drive throughs should be illegal for everyone except those who have disabilities
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
Starbucks drive through also needs an option to pay it backwards. Give me the option to ruin someone’s day.
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Tyler Glaiel@TylerGlaiel·
I said it when elden ring came out and I'll say it again but the sign that a giant hyped up mega huge game is actually gonna be good is smart reuse of existing assets.
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
@costaruple2023 I agree with points 1 & 2, and I understand yet disagree with point 3
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C.O.S.T.A.@costaruple2023·
@Hand_Chair_Ick It’s full of references that are dated or will be dated very soon, it sets itself up with one liners (not all good), and its really shitty despite good viewing numbers.
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C.O.S.T.A.@costaruple2023·
Ted Lasso is a glorified Big Bang Theory at this point.
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The Onion@TheOnion·
Local Brother-In-Law Heard You Can Make Shitload Of Money Doing That bit.ly/3NDQ26U
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
@costaruple2023 I follow Sam Medvene Realtor for hot tips on the real estate market
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
Adding all these people to my Close Friends list on instagram
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grayfruit@thegrayfruit·
the whole ai created media thing has served as such a harsh reminder that like half the worlds population has 0 standards for art whatsoever and would basically be happy watching baby sensory videos for the rest of their lives
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Ell Tzee Dub@lieutenantDUB21·
@NoLayingUp Gotta be one of the most golf neurotic pairings in history right?
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No Laying Up@NoLayingUp·
Spieth with an audible "I hate when this course is soft." Also Spieth: -4 thru 11
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
@lieutenantDUB21 @MLB You really were born in the wrong century both in terms of baseball rules preferences and political opinions
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Ell Tzee Dub@lieutenantDUB21·
About to take off on a plane but watching ST and need to fire this off @MLB : Both banning the shift and the pitch clock are absolute abominations.
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Ell Tzee Dub
Ell Tzee Dub@lieutenantDUB21·
@AlanShipnuck This is great, but I'm glad you realized you choked because can you IMAGINE if you got him glaring at you
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Alan Shipnuck
Alan Shipnuck@AlanShipnuck·
I kind of choked pulling out my phone fast enough but here’s a paparazzi pic of Greg Norman making the scene at the LIV pro-am. Not shown: him pedaling faster to get away from me.
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
“That show couldn’t be made today” -your friend who has no idea how comedy works
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Spencer Dukoff@SpencerDukoff·
There is band called Goose and a band called Geese and I like both of them, sue me!!!!!
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Mitch@Hand_Chair_Ick·
@costaruple2023 The guy graduated from college less than 2 years ago and is trying to give career advice lol
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C.O.S.T.A.@costaruple2023·
Imagine writing this drivel and thinking it has any insight.
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C.O.S.T.A.@costaruple2023·
Having LinkedIn Brain Disease is crazy.
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Cody Johnston
Cody Johnston@drmistercody·
Hey libs, I just turned on all of my gas stoves (5) and didn't even light them, hope you're not too triggered! Feeling really sleepy so might take a quick nap, but just so we're clear, you'll have to pry them from my cold
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