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@ShiinaBR @timthetatman

PLAYERS CAN NO LONGER DIE FROM FALL DAMAGE

@ColCryptGT3 any idea why my messages no longer play notification sound or show up in my notification center?

I know it’s stupid and idk why it happens but here’s the fix until  addresses it atleast.

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Hey @apple my texts are not playing the notification sound or showing up in the Notification Center. Do you guys need an another trillion in market cap to make your basic product features function?

I hate professional sports

Perp walking a “virus” into a public hospital instead of a military base. Please underhand that they don’t even need the virus to be real they just need you to think it is.

@DiscussingFilm imagine paying extra and their like "oy ya dis supe shoots super cum out his willy whacker" and then they spray the whole theatre in 4D. im cool on that

The series finale of ‘THE BOYS’ will be released in 4DX theaters on May 19.

@Cloud43_4 @HazelAppleyard lets see it

@HandlingFee @HazelAppleyard Sorry man but I can, 100 at a go and 10 times a day and I’m done

$10 per push-up or $1 million?

@Cloud43_4 @HazelAppleyard you cannot do 1000 pushups in a day dog im sorry

@HazelAppleyard I’m going for the $10 per push up I can do 1000 per day, I’ll make that money in 100 days and 10m in 1000 days, I’m going for $10 per day

@PopBase He definitely gets his head popped

‘THE BOYS’ co-stars Jack Quaid and Claudia Doumit are now married, People Magazine reports. (people.com/jack-quaid-mar…)

You the real shoe

@BleacherReport Fake ass injury

Rockets announce Kevin Durant is questionable for Game 1 vs. Lakers with a right knee contusion

IMHO having an ai receptionist with fake call center noise in the background, not disclosing its ai up front should be considered a deceptive business practice

The emperor's new falcon's jersey. Just a red shirt man.

@Dexerto Honestly still probably better water than a majority of people

Liquid Death is giving away a house where every faucet pours soda-flavored sparkling water The winner will get to choose their preferred flavor

Greatest coach of all time

@TonyLaneNV youtu.be/gKyx7CbBKho?si…

This one trips up WAY more people than you think… Two coins add up to 30 cents… but one isn’t a nickel Sounds easy… until you try it 😅 Most people overthink it and get it wrong Don’t scroll - what’s your answer? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@thedealsguy_ my bunghole thanks you brother

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The CIA made me gay by spraying the skies I tried to tell you

@FGZNews yall gas the simplest, most rudimentary features man. quit buying this slop

HUGE 🚨 You can now change your club name on Pro Clubs A feature we’ve needed for years is finally here 🤩 #FC26

@Polymarket Me fr

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