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name two other people who would ask their uber to just take them back home instead of dropping them off at the bar for NYE

being at work on the monday before christmas already feels like a crime. but being deathly ill on that monday feels like cruel and unusual punishment. someone pls take me out.

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the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

also WHY do they want to remove fluoride from our water are we in a parks and rec episode

you would’ve thought God was on the ballot the way people kept posting that same bullshit ass quote

He’s going to inherit another booming economy and immediately start taking credit for record unemployment and stock market gains. After a full year of calling it the worst in the world. And he’ll crash it all over again and leave the mess for a Democrat to clean up, again.

The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too. Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as immigrants flee. Your daughter dying of sepsis because the lawyers feel it’s too risky to perform that D&C. No more FAFSA for your kids college because you didn’t know that was part of the Department of Education. Veterans having their benefits cut because they rolled back the PACT Act as too expensive. That factory in town that was going to build chips and employ your kids never breaking ground because of the repeal of the CHIPs act. The bridge that was going to cut your commute in half being canceled because of the repeal of the Infrastructure Act. That sweet government job that you’ve loved because you can work 8 hours a day and fish on the weekends has been slated for a MAGA Schedule F slot because it controls funding for contracts that will go to Republican donors, so you’re fired without cause or any union protections. You’ll blame Biden or the local Democrats probably. But it will be fine because Elon promised it would be uncomfortable at first but it will get better. You were just so sure it would be uncomfortable for…you know…”those people.” Not you. But that’s leopards for you. They eat whatever is available.

Abortion rights is more than getting rid of an unwanted pregnancy. Please educate yourself.

“close the borders, we’re tired of felons walking into this country” motherfucker you just elected one as the goddamn president of the united states of america

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

if there’s one thing today is making me realize, it’s that i am so confident in my beliefs. i LOVE the empathy i have for others. i love that i care more about basic human rights than the cost of groceries. i love that i voted to move forward instead of voting to stay divided.

Happy election day! If you voted for Trump, don't ever speak to me again and i'm deadass! 🫶🏼

What a devastating indictment of our country.

me tonight

THIS LOVE CHANGED THE PROPHECY?????!?!!!?!?!?!

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life

Lisi Harrison is coming out with another Clique book after 15 years AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO THIS ABOUT

putting the two most roman looking mfs in the cast posing next to roman busts is god tier marketing