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Stephen Hanlon

@Hanlon_Stephen

I effectively use Twitter to say the funny things I overhear or the weird stuff I think out loud.

Dublin City, Ireland Katılım Kasım 2012
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MaxC@ColeFusionHQ·
British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
At what point does it become a reality that Spurs are more than likely going to be relegated 😳 #TOTNOT
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@MrBrum43 I'm Irish. I enjoy Guinness. But there are so few places that actually pour a really nice one. I've found a handful in Dublin and virtually zero outside of Ireland. A good Guinness tastes creamy. An average Guinness isn't enjoyable for anyone.
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Brum@MrBrum43·
Guinness tastes like crap and is only drunk by “look at me I’m so trendy cunts” Always has been, always will be. Tastes. Like. Crap. #bcfc #guinness
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@Lea_EFC Any Everton fan in their right mind would swap Beto for a bag of popcorn. Absolutely useless striker!
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Lea
Lea@Lea_EFC·
Everton fans, would you swap Beto for Benjamin Sesko?🤔
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
The world is on the brink of World War 3. Everybody is worried about the Rise of AI. The cost of living is through the roof. I honestly want to trade places with my dog. Her only concern in life is finding somewhere warm and cosy to sleep after filling her belly with food.
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
At this rate there won't be enough drivers finishing this race to fill all points places 😂 #AusGP #AustraliaGP
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
This week I told a company I contract with that I needed to step away immediately due to burnout and fatigue affecting my mental health. Their only concern was my wellbeing — not the gap I’d be leaving. Not all companies are uncaring! #MentalHealth #MentalHealthAwareness
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@mamzy07 I'm sure all 63 followers that you pay the blue tick to impress really love your footy opinions, bro 😂
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
I grew up watching Paul Scholes. Bruno Fernandes passing ability is right up there with Scholes! #NEWMUN #MUFC
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@xMissEmmaCe The Uncharted Series Kingdom Come Deliverance 1+2 Death Stranding 1+2 Ghosts of Tsushima Star Wars Jedi and Jedi Survivor Alan Wake 1+2 Resident Evil 2,3 and 4 Dead Space Days Gone Batman Arkham Series The Last of Us 1+2 I only play single player games and these were 🔥
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Em x@xMissEmmaCe·
give me some single player game recommendations with good storylines please :)
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@Utdbeni He has been a Manchester United fan since he was a kid.
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@Lea_EFC In all honesty, Moyes dig-your-heels-in tactics is the only thing that has kept you from being in a relegation battle this season. You've picked up way more points than you should have because of it as your squad is absolutely abysmal bar 3-4 players. Losing Grealish was a blow!
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Lea
Lea@Lea_EFC·
Everton were totally shit tonight and got what we deserved. I’m not suggesting for a second we sack David Moyes, because I’ve seen what’s happened to West Ham since they thought they were better than him, but fuck me the football is depressing.
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
I genuinely think that players should need to be at least 5ft from goalkeepers on corners because every team does the same thing of crowding the keeper to the point corners are becoming boring! #EVEMUN #MUFC
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
Not sure which is more boring. This match or Gary Neville's commentary! #EVEMUN #MUFC
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
It's okay, Woody. We all understand and sympathize. I too have a bald spot going on back there that is slowly turning into a tropical hurricane 😭 #TOYSTORY5
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@SpursOfficial Spurs got £100m for Kane and Levy squandered it all. Villa got £100m for Grealish and built a squad that's challenging for a European spot. Maybe management isn't the issue because bar 1 or 2 quality players, that Spurs squad is absolute dog shit!
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Tottenham Hotspur
Tottenham Hotspur@SpursOfficial·
The Club has taken the decision to make a change in the Men’s Head Coach position and Thomas Frank will leave today. Thomas was appointed in June 2025, and we have been determined to give him the time and support needed to build for the future together. However, results and performances have led the Board to conclude that a change at this point in the season is necessary. Throughout his time at the Club, Thomas has conducted himself with unwavering commitment, giving everything in his efforts to move the Club forward. We would like to thank him for his contribution and wish him every success in the future.
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
Spurs sack Thomas Frank with immediate effect. You have to feel bad for him because bar one or two quality players, that Spurs squad is absolute dog shit! Villa used the Grealish funds to build a side that's pushing for Europe. Levy squandered all the Kane money! #Spurs
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
@Lea_EFC This is just low energy trolling. I'm actually disappointed by the lack of effort put into this on 😂
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Lea
Lea@Lea_EFC·
When Gana Gueye leaves Everton in the summer, Everton should go all out to get Declan Rice. Rice will only have two years left on his current Arsenal contract and be available for around £20-30m.
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Stephen Hanlon@Hanlon_Stephen·
Finally back home in Ireland after an incredible week in Las Vegas. Highlights included visiting the Grand Canyon, losing a tidy sum of money in the casinos and randomly meeting WWE legend The Undertaker. Great success 😁
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