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First strike - obliterated by shanks, abandoned by teammates. First gambit - wrecks fools, leads stunning victory. Hey nerds, missed you <3

My best friend is about to have her first baby.

Ok but this horse’s name 😂

@Mr_Crazy_Jake Iconic.

@winterxdruig @HannahTries2

iconic

@vBanished First of all, fuck you. Second though, no period makes ALL the difference 😂

@HannahTries2 I see

Anybody else get the “I see.” text and immediately think they are mad at you? Or is that just me 🫠

If you watch Die Hard after Love Actually then you get the added satisfaction of watching Harry get his comeuppance for cheating on Emma Thompson.

It’s that special time of year where we all BEG Laura Linney to just turn off her fucking phone.

When your friend drove you to the party and you’re ready to go home.

@lucky86O5 Omfg

Luke got new pajamas

‘It’s fine. i havent shit my pants in a while’ -me, discussing if I’ll be brave enough to use the super sketchy ladder.

Inside me are two wolves. One spends an hour blow drying and straightening and getting my hair salon perfect. The other eats sour cream and onion chips in bed and gets crumbs ALL UP IN that same hair.

@Mr_Crazy_Jake I’m texting my mortgage broker

Just out here breaking gender stereotypes.

Give me two years