Hannah

Wet floor signs are a thing for this EXACT reason. Please enjoy this video of me at work

Mojitos are the best thing to drink at the beach and you cannot convince me otherwise

Ever since I got sick I have eaten avocados and peanut butter like it is my job

My phone updated and now I can’t turn on my cellular data… @Apple did you guys push that magic button that breaks my phone so I have to get a new one?

Two months without coffee and I can say, I feel like an absolute monster without it

I work 3PM-Midnight today after having 11 days off. Thoughts and prayers

“I can sip on a truly along with my coffee” - Anne I guess that’s what balance looks like on vacation

Having a full time job and going to school is hard. I have no time to do anything. I haven’t touched laundry in probably 3 weeks.

My claim to fame today is my knee surgeon is on the bengals side lines right now. Dude is literally the BEST of the best.

Tonight at work I figured out our printer can email me scans and it’s honestly one of the most impressive things I’ve done in a long time.

@jmilly_95 People are in their own worlds. I work weird hours so 8:30 is an early time to be woken up by a hammer and saw 😂

@Hannah_CYM It’s sounds like my upstairs neighbors rearrange their furniture everyday 🤦🏼‍♂️

No one lived in the apartment above us for two months. That was the most glorious 2 months of my life. Now people live there and think they are carpenters

Ross has informed me he would like his tomb stone to say “live fast, die young, bad girls do it well”

The Mac and cheese Kevin leaves on the table in Home Alone haunts me every year. It’s the best looking Mac and cheese. I just wanna know what kind it is

Every year I get tonsillitis. I thought this was going to be the year I break the streak….

It’s Christmas time!!!!

I’ve called my mom 6 times today and it’s only 1:15. How am I looked at as an adult?

I just spent over an hour writing a 5 paged paper and within two minutes of submitting it my professor graded it and gave me 100/100. I KNOW you didn’t read it. If you did I would NOT have gotten 100 on that I promise 😂

Happy 12 years to the beast. Your smile will never not make me laugh.

I go back to work today and I cannot explain how excited I am.

@Remlinger5707 A simple switch really 😂

@Hannah_CYM Got it. Let me just change all my curriculum to make that switch. Gonna make total sense.

Multiple students don’t know what the word “gossip” means. Has that word fallen out of use?