Hannah Elsinger

@allisonjmetzger My mom said it’s true

Hey just here to remind you to not believe every political thing you read on Twitter :)

@1234Bergstrom nice

just got back from the dog park

I hope my favorite bartenders are as exciting to see me as I am to see them

got they asses

“do you miss going out?” me:

This is epic. Steve Carell ages like fine wine

@allisonjmetzger If you’ve ever been to a Brookings house party and had to dodge dead geese being thrown at you, you’re immune to the coronavirus

If you’ve ever been to a sketchy basement house party in Brookings, you’re immune to coronavirus

THREAD: The District is providing FREE lunches at the school sites listed below on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday (March 16, 17, & 18, 2020) from 11:30am-12:30pm for any child, ages 1-18. These meals will be grab-and-go sack lunches that can be picked up and taken home to eat.

@kjohn_14 What if I would have died?

is there a way to block all content containing the word “coronavirus” asking for a friend

25 years today and yet the jury’s still out: shampoo or conditioner? Love, Billy.

Tale as old as time

Does it stress anyone else out that Ian Bergstrom is in charge of keeping a real life human alive

Trying take a cute picture with my best friend at a party only to be rudely interrupted by a man walking past with 3 bees tied to a fishing string

This can be a hard time of year for a lot of people. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.