Hannah

Looking for oomfs to free me from the bots!! - 26, engaged - lifter - video game enjoyer (mainly WoW) - woke lib leftist - lifelong directioner & larry stylinson truther - chronic show re-watcher (Lost, Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, Glee) Let’s hold hands & be friends <3

@c0nteastwood Bro be nice to me I’m not playing about these cash back rewards

@Hannah_beeb I've never met anyone with a Discover card who wasn't also collecting social security

Can we get one for Discover credit card users that now have no rotating cash back bonuses and no rewards 😭😭😭

Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Bro I got banned from depop for *checks notes* not logging in frequently enough (I wasn’t even selling anything)

it’s Pick at your skin monday

how it feels to find a new obsession that distracts me from my miserable life

@c0nteastwood He is a knick knack

Just walked into my bedroom to him chillin up there and staring into space. Answers the question whether or not it can handle his weight.

@HiatReviews @c0nteastwood Blocked

@Hannah_beeb @c0nteastwood Chapter 4: *high pitched voice* "BRO YES!!!!! And don’t let me hear a man narrating women’s voices. Don’t piss me off", Hannah tweeted.

I hate audiobooks, I hate when the reader does different voices for dialogue. I feel like a child being read to.

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

finally some discourse I can get behind

@duskofoolacile He looks so healthy!!!!!!!!!! And ornge

At work gnawing the callouses off my hands

@HiatReviews Snort deez

@Hannah_beeb Snort it uppppp

Breaking my no coke before 11am rule by having a coke at 10:56am

you can’t shitpost about Hunter Biden anymore because now he might show up in the comments and mog you