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@AliAli7179 @Leanerera @twos6xes Hate watching your own team

@Leanerera @twos6xes Weird for what

he was floating this game wow i was too angry hatewatching cos of amorim to even realise

@dauraqmarkaveli @Gideoomatic Nah that was Bournemouth

@Gideoomatic Is it same match Maguire was sent off for less

Just remembered this not being given as a pen lmaoooo

@IbrahimSidow7 @unitedpeoplestv ?

@unitedpeoplestv Not one word from rashford shows how disrespectful he's to utd and its players kobbie looked up to him when he was coming through

Kobbie Mainoo received all the love on social media after signing his new contract with #MUFC. 😍✍️

@M33tyourmaker @SheepleShunner @Qwietlyy Processed foods in general

@SheepleShunner @Qwietlyy Pizza bites give cancer?😭

@CFC_Janty Just say you want their UCL spot to move down 😂

I genuinely hope Aston Villa wins the Europa the league, premier league needs this.

@Ardarostig1 @utdBrett Not being top 3 in a United squad with the best players in the world isn’t a bad thing😭 plus some Arsenal fans think Rice walks into that 2008 united squad so Carrick being mentioned in these types of stats is good

@utdBrett Ok but who’s arsed about a player who doesn’t even play anymore in a team where he wasn’t even in the top 3 best players

It should be illegal to post a stat about the second-most something without also saying what the most is

@Paco_Autos @coachpickle_ That’s usually due to the opposition touching the ball or a deflection happening during the dribble. Look at Son’s puskas goal against Burnley for example, Vertonghen got the assist even after Son dribbled past 5 players across the entirety of the pitch.

@Hanniballerr @coachpickle_ There is. lol. Many goals are scored without anyone being credited with the assist. It doesn’t mean someone didn’t pass to the player before he scored.

just deeped that if mainoo shot and scored himself, Bruno would've gotten an assist for it 😭😭😭😭 the tears would've been sublime

@aiden_ambulance @otherside_X42 Because instead of the second but I think

@otherside_X42 i love you so much but i don't know how to tell you but i know you don't love me back

why the fuck was I able to read this without any issues whatsoever like how tf does my brain even do that

@mattvwar @R6Astroo @3illij4 He’s right?

@R6Astroo @3illij4 Are you a fucking idiot

19?

@DennisMUTD @yhawhenny @UtdXclusive @UtdKev08 You watch both play😭 yk ur watching a very tiny sample of them. It’s a training session and Amad is a professional winger at the end of the day.

@yhawhenny @UtdXclusive @UtdKev08 I watch both play. Amads shot is currently atrocious. JJ’s is good but he lost against Amad.

🚨📸 Amad & JJ Gabriel via Snapchat. "Love you little G ❤️" [@UtdKev08]

@TEMPORAL_FIRE @anj_shas “Awful person” bc of this tweet😭😭😭 there are bigger things to be mad at

@anj_shas You can't claim to be trying to prevent negativity when your joke is basically just an excuse to make fun of men. Like, you're kind of an awful person, aren't you?

I don’t understand why men do this while cooking

@AFCMattxx @utdtribune You’re gonna judge a player based on an interim managers decision during AFCON? And the fact that we’re not in any other competition doesn’t help. When he came on we saw what he could do.

@utdtribune You honestly hype up anything about your academy 😂😂 Remember when you told me that Shea Lacey would be starting for yous during AFCON 🤣 Hows that going pal... Shea Lacey has played not even 50 MINUTES for Manchester United 😂

I’m telling you, if Noah Ajayi can continue to enhance his link up play, this is a Marcus Rashford level talent.🩸#MUFC

@Joydeep3000 @Staurolitic @DiscussingFilm 😭😭

@Staurolitic @DiscussingFilm I hated it. Blatant cash grab from his greedy estate. But to be honest I did watch it several times.

‘MICHAEL’ debuts with 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. Read our review: bit.ly/MichaelDF

@osclickyboi @ArcadeValentine @TheRealZk3000 @ShegunTweets Why would they move to Houston if the dad died 💀

@ArcadeValentine @TheRealZk3000 @ShegunTweets so like i said

it’s ironic that sheldon called his parents and grandmother selfish earlier in the show, yet this might actually be the most selfish moment in the entire show, coming from him of all people

Semenyo pray you don’t have a stinker

@GoonTzn @SenorUnited7 @TouchlineX Does it matter I thought it a point even if someone started and got subbed after 1 minute

@SenorUnited7 @TouchlineX Don’t you get the first fantasy point at 15 minutes but he only played 14?

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Viktor Gyökeres didn't produce a single stat in his cameo vs Manchester City yesterday.

@BatcoreAF @ShegunTweets Deadass thought he said it😭😭😭

billy asked sheldon to prove that zero exists, and when he tried he kept contradicting his own statements. so he went to two of his professors, and they ended up realizing they couldn’t prove it either

@UtdPride Plus they say no lower body contact when you see his leg scrape down Amad’s

The audio between the VAR and the on-field refs for the Manchester United vs Bournemouth game has been released. Looks at their judgment in both incidents. Man United is being targeted this season.

@K3_K3_Li @thevarman9 @ChiyPat17785 @OTGwithBB @RazedFootball You’re right

@Hanniballerr @thevarman9 @ChiyPat17785 @OTGwithBB @RazedFootball Don’t bother wasting your time on the fool

The incident leading to Camavinga’s red card. 🧐