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You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

somebody once said that punks are good people cosplaying evil people and hippies are evil people cosplaying good people and I will never stop thinking about that

"How old are you?" me:

Quantum physics says that you can never actually touch anything.

A literal dance with death. 🐍💨 This Spitting Cobra wasn’t playing games when this Chameleon tried to stand its ground

Only men can relate

Jamaicans, this is a (somewhat) serious question, which KFC outlet *specifically* is the best for KFC in Jamaica? We have a job to do!

Unuh gather here....As a parent/guardian how would you react to this?

How would you react as her parent?

Who remembers this?

When someone says “take care of yourself”: 💀

Has twitter given you at least one genuine friend ?

You can not "feel up" ackee when purchasing. The pods are fragile, and most times, the vendors take it out the pods long before you get there. Purchasing ackee is about trusting the vendor. That's why the media and MOH always tell them not to force the ackee open.

I’m putting this here. I know , you know , we know who this looks like.