Hansel

After you soak your dick on that rotting pussy without protection. STDs and HIV will do you like this 👇👇👇

@sheisarry Yes 😁😁

@Hansel_chima Interesting She must be good

Men who cook... who taught you?

@sheisarry No

@Hansel_chima 🥹 you did

Ass Thread Men don’t check this

@Plancks They should do him what he did to others

Who raised monsters like this that go about k1lling people? What punishment is appropriate for someone who is a serial k1ller?

@sonof_omafu LoL

Make i quickly arrange my bed😌

@DanielDada450 Congratulation

Congratulations to me, my wife gave birth to a bouncing baby boy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🙏💙💙💙💙💙🎉

Where's this in Nigeria

@weizie7 Ok

@Hansel_chima Omo I dey try heal then and writing is like a therapy 😂

I remember when I broke up in a relationship I’ll always go to Instagram story to rant about my feelings respectfully and make sure I don’t post anything that will incite violence, this banny will still come and tell me she feels like it’s her am talking about 😭. That was my therapy you still find me come there to play emotional card.

If the algorithm brings this to you Say hi 👋 let’s follow you ✈️

@bennykenzo4 Yes I supposed to check before they kill me with their demand

@Hansel_chima So u be get to do this experiment before know say women no di fear ?

I checked how long animals last during sex and now I understand say women no dey fear anybody 😭 Lion — few seconds. Dog — few minutes. Horse — sharp sharp. Chicken — blink and miss. Rabbit — na speed dem sabi. Gorilla — no too long. Elephant — big body no mean long battery 😭 Dolphin — just dey enjoy life. Snake — only this one come dey overdo. But some girls go still press your neck say: “Baby I want 45 minutes…” 💀 45minutes ke?? Madam are we having sex or are we shooting documentary for National Geographic? 😭 At this point I no blame men wey dey drink energy drink before relationship. Because women expectations these days can make generator overheat 😭 Imagine rabbit hearing say human being dey try last 45minutes… Rabbit go just remove glasses: “madam… na sex be this or punishment?” 😂

Having a 'work spouse' that you share inside jokes with, text privately, and grab lunch with every day is just emotional cheating with a corporate title. You are giving the best, most energetic hours of your day to a random colleague instead of your actual partner at home. It’s deeply disrespectful behavior

@Olahammmed Most times it's not like that if the man did not have money what do you want him to do

If a man dates you for more than five years without proposing, he already knows he doesn't want to marry you. He is literally just using your youth and energy to stay comfortable while he waits for the woman he actually wants to build a life with. Stop being a placeholder girlfriend. Walk away now

LinkedInn has become more toxic than any other social platform. The 'hustle influencers' posting fake, deep stories about firing an employee or learning a life lesson from a cup of coffee need to be permanently banned. It’s pure brain rot

@Olahammmed How

Long-distance relationships are just a cope for people who are afraid of real intimacy. You aren't 'in a relationship' you are just dating your phone screen

@LarryJay_4L She is a good girl she never spoil herself with dildo

@Hansel_chima My babe dey okay with 2 minutes sha

@iamfurnzie @veehealinsouls I haven't had any before

I’m Furnzie and I don’t have a banger tweet and you ?

@Topzico16032 Lol 😂

I don’t need to tell you who’s the man and who’s the woman here!😁