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Caine vs Alastor:

@ggnodps It aint much better in quick play I’m afraid

i feel like those people who just play 10 ranked games to stay in gold for the comp skins and then stay out of comp for the rest of the season must be so much happier than the rest of us

@ik2onmovies Seriously I was reading that shit like:

This tweet literally gets worse by the word

“Shadow of the Past” is such a fan fic ass title man.

I’m not even doing a bit. This is the worst possible idea for a Tolkien movie and it has made my quality of life worse.

@daddybludd We gotta force some mandatory Honor and Glory rewatches

tanks forget that one of their biggest jobs is to protect their team

@HarmonyOW2 This happened to me earlier today too lol

For some reason my camera did this little spin after dying😭

@fireflytypefour Those are the most casual kills I’ve ever seen. There’s absolutely no stress in the movement.

they really give anything play i’m crying

@InnerDeems Me with Wuyang. I cannot land any of my shots with him its genuinely the most embarrassing shit you’d ever see.

Trying out a new character and finding out why you don’t play them

@ororomunroesbf Shit its Reaper, its gonna be Reaper

Blizzard coming up with the idea to make a short range flank character one of the loudest and slowest heroes in overwatch

I also miss his microphone staff having some sentience

The bubbles have begun bursting

Ok maybe I do gotta tap in. Trailers didn’t do much for me but this alone just screams Sam Raimi.

@josiah_awkward Also this direction impacts Jax more as a character. He’s come to expect and even make the others hate him but being shown just a bit of compassion is rocking his world. He’s failing to push them away and he has no idea how to process that.

I’m glad the show didn’t go in this direction honestly. The third act breakup is so fucking played out and I liked that the cast made the decision to be there for each other pretty early instead of having some petty cliche fighting. Even Gangle pointed it out.

@slothy_420 I am a Sturgeon

gun to your head name a fish

I have loved and supported Fortnite for years but this is appalling. This is the same company that wasted billions of dollars suing Apple and Google for no good reason, developing Fortnite into a “metaverse” with half-baked modes that are now getting deleted when BR should’ve always been the focus, and paying millions to map creators for low effort brainrot or zonewars maps for years. The same company who’s support team wont help you if your account gets hacked, the same one who banned thousands of innocent players who were happily spending money on the game just for using their own account merge feature a few years back for a rule that wasn’t clearly stated on their website. The same company that retconned celebrities with expensive contracts into the game’s storyline for no reason, and who insisted on removing everything that actually gave people a reason to put time into playing; progressive skins, overtime styles, weekly loading screens, lvl500 styles/banners, etc. Same company that lowered the amount of vbucks you get from each purchase thinking that would help them make money instead of just putting better deals in the shop, when there are still hundreds of non-exclusive skins from starter packs, level-up packs, quest packs, stw packs, OG passes, etc etc that they could bring back to make more money but they don’t. Now 1000 people have lost their jobs. Their main source of income, the thing they need to protect and feed themselves and their families, is suddenly gone without even a weeks notice. Even after years of dedication to the company- Poof. Fired just like that.