Learning to Breathe

Thank you, @AnaheimDucks, for a great run! This isn’t the end of the season. It’s the beginning of the future! See you in September, and beyond...

@Victoria00025 Yes.

Be honest: Do you want Spencer Pratt to become the new Mayor of Los Angeles? 🇺🇸 Yes or No?

@Syraavibes How else am I going to have an intelligent conversation?

Be honest, do you talk to yourself??

@AntiLeftMemes And probably my eyebrows.

Go f*ck yourself

@QueenAnticommie Truth. But, to be fair, workers need to earn their pay, regardless of how/what it is. You earn, and deserve, 20% from me, you're getting more, in cash. Otherwise, it's 20% adjacent, on my card. And claimed.

I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home

@bluecheery_ Political, religious, spiritual, social... Yes. It’s difference of opinion that makes a horse race. Respect. That's the key.

Ustedes serían amigos/amigas de alguien que es contrario a su ideología política?

@WallStreetMav Bruh, have you seen what Canadians do?

STOP PUTTING MAYO ON FRIES

@JWPatarino @ElricIchimaru Respect, mate. I appreciate the banter.

@HaoleDadBod @ElricIchimaru

Wait did Anaheim also steal the Rangers goal song? Does Southern California not know about MSG and the Rangers?

@JWPatarino @ElricIchimaru Oh, shit. See, that's a filly of a different shade there! I don't the whole profile read and stalk thing. I just chirp. I watched The Great One. He was my hockey gateway. Just, you know, as an O.C. guy, I'm obligated to hate LA teams in general. Deservedly...😁

@lady_valor_07 She also doesn't eat salads. I'm sleeping easy tonight.

Are you devastated, white men?

@JWPatarino @ElricIchimaru Sorry, mate. I was counting Cups. You know what they say... Nobody remembers 2nd place. Trust me, as a Ducks and lifelong 49ers fan, I've heard it. A lot. Especially since I'm currently surrounded by disgusting Chiefs fans...

@HaoleDadBod @ElricIchimaru You're missing 2012 and 2014 😉👑

@JWPatarino @ElricIchimaru I've got respect for that Original 6 team. I'm just taking the piss because you chirped. At least you're not a Red Wings fan.

@HaoleDadBod @ElricIchimaru Buddy my team has two Cups since you've been relevant. Enjoy your playoffs it's been long enough.

@honeyNonABG I moved out of California in 1994, vowing never to return. Now I want to move back just to vote Pratt!

Vote for Spencer Pratt. I was stabbed by a homeless person a couple years back in broad daylight not too far from crypto.com arena in DTLA while I was walking to a photoshoot. 911 left me on hold. Had to uber myself to a hospital. My stabber still walks free thanks to Karen Bass. It’s time to take action. VOTE FOR SPENCER PRATT.

@zundamotisuki They should stay in their own lands...

たった19人のために4万人分の給食変えるっておかしくないですか？ ムスリムは本当にワガママすぎる。 絶対に譲歩しないで欲しい。 イスラム教徒が弁当持参するべき！！！

@moonchild23580 All women are crazy. To be fair, I'm quoting my son's mother, as she was telling him that.

as a man, what’s your gut reaction when a woman says “All men are trash”?

@omgsidewalks I call that work.

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAŁ BUT YOU’RE JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ??

@JWPatarino @ElricIchimaru Sorry. I can’t hear you over the sounds of hockey still being played in May in SoCal... You could hit that Buffalo bandwagon up, though. It might silence the echoes of the Cup of a lifetime... 22 years down, 32 to go...

@HaoleDadBod @ElricIchimaru It's OK if you're 20 years late and stole the oh-so-original "hey! Hey! Hey hey hey" chant after a goal

@ElricIchimaru @JWPatarino Based.

@JWPatarino Wrong song goofy, anyways thanks again for trouba and kreider 🤘

Love seeing my feed filled with beautiful Japanese people. Don't love seeing an emergence of pandering French cucks.