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Absolute SCENES @BarstoolMiamiU and @BrickStOxford was up for grabs after the Team USA goal twitter.com/BarstoolU/stat…

“Arnie! He’s generating 1.5 gigawatts!”

A/A+ plays: NCAAF: 100% (All tweeted) NBA: 71.4% NFL: 69.2% (All tweeted) CBB: 57.1% Big CBB day today. Access to NBA/CBB: sportsmodelanalytics.com But, not a fit for everyone. Most suitable for the disciplined willing to be selective. Will Venmo $100 to 1 person who RTs.

Simulations are done. I have the play. It drops at 600 retweets 👇🏻 Let’s stay undefeated in college football.

@usethemetrics u up?

I hate the way people look at me when I order a Club Tuna at Jimmy John’s

Aaron Rodgers: Can we get a WR? Packers:

Checking out at Doms, “would you like a bag?” Yes ma’am, I’d love a few bags actually. I have 93 items

@muckbarn23 Don’t know how many years old I’ll be when I figure out what a meninite is

I was today years old when I found out the founder of auntie Anne’s was a meninite

Holy cow. How did I miss this??

NFL RedZone starts 6 weeks from right now. Anyone else FIRED UP?! #NFLRedZone @nflnetwork

Can’t wait to rap A Milli to my kids friends

So we’re not gonna talk about Swedish House Mafia dropping a revival album…?

I’d love to see @harryhiggs1991 in a green jacket. More importantly you know his champions dinner menu would be off the charts #themasters

Need a favor.. one of my favorite bars is in this.. vote. If @BrickStOxford wins I promise to do a show there again. I want everyone there! @barstoolsports #BestBarBrickSt 👈🏻 that’s the hashtag you gotta use. Get after it so we can make another memory in Oxford, OH 🍺 GATA

Need to piss at the bar but don’t wanna go yet, undo the belt buckle one slot, saves 20 minutes… On the clock

We’re beezin

@RiggsyRoy Classic game of telephone miscommunication

@RiggsyRoy Whether you mean it or not, likewise

Chipotle employees are magicians when it comes to making your entire burrito bowl disappear under a body of sour cream