Lucy

the first guy i ever bought weed from is an olympic athlete and i’m happy to report that i too am making a global impact

If I was ever on sesame st I would kill big bird with a gun

Natl Coming Out Day and Yom Kippur…I’m gay and I’m sorry

Fem top fall???!! I’m going to kill myself with a gun

this debate boring af

@heymazie I live for mazie tweets

had a dream last night that anthony fantano was my homeroom teacher

guys i think i finished a song for the first time in like 2 years lmao

Bringing this back for Paris Olympics s/o my boy

This pride month I would like to be allowed to shoot Lin Manuel Miranda with a gun

@lexyhwhite NO CUZ IM OBSESSED

@townies_broc Stop I’m sobbing 😭 so proud of my boys

One month ago I’d get so fired up if we broke 25 listeners in one day

AMERICA RUNS ON WHAT?

RT @heymazie: feeling especially hateful and spiteful today! ✨🪩

RT @ethanjuiced: do football players have to wear helmets to stop them from kissing each other on the lips

RT @megannn_lynne: they should invent a january that doesn’t worsen depression

First his father’s Ferrari and now this?!

In my Carrie Bradshaw era (chain smoking cigs and working on my computer)

Yeah I think about the Roman Empire daily

what did they do with the Twitter bird’s body

RT @hanfjob: im autistic my hyperfixation is bitches