Happy Gilmore
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Happy Gilmore
@Happy__Gilmore1
1996 Tour Champion. 1996 Waterbury Open Champion. @ShooterMcGavin_’s worst nightmare.
Waterbury, CT Katılım Temmuz 2022
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@PGATUOR Won’t be as good as me vs. Barker but should still be solid
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#BREAKING 🚨
According to multiple reports, Brooks Koepka and Bryson Dechambeau both agreed to participate in a boxing match. The purse money is set to be $5 Million and the fight is expected to take place in Las Vegas in January.
Are you guys watching this?
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The subtitles on the Rory / Bones video are insane 👀
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@PhilMickelson @gcooper100 How dare you talk to "Gary Cooper" like that!🤣🤣🤣
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Yea. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin
Undeserved Good Guy Rap: Happy Gilmore - Shot Mr. Larson in the head with a nail gun - Assaulted a minor league coach because he didn’t make the team - Attempted to kill a hockey player with his skates - Was recklessly hitting his driver in grandmas front yard and seriously hurt two people - Almost killed the Mista Mista Lady by dropping an AC Unit on her. - Took a fans shirt off and punched him in the face - Threw a flagstick at a cameraman - Took a cheap shot on Bob Barker and fought him on the golf course. Who won that fight again? @AdamSandler - Killed an alligator - Killed Chubbs This guy belongs in prison.
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Expecting my invite soon. I can out-drive Bryson
Tour Golf (not PGA Tour)@PGATUOR
BREAKING: USA Captain Zach Johnson just announced that Bryson Dechambeau will be on the Ryder Cup Team. Johnson said “If you tie the all-time record with a 58, you’re obviously on the team.”
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Not as much drama as my pairing with Bob Barker or Shooter
Tour Golf (not PGA Tour)@PGATUOR
The Open did not shy away from drama. Patrick Cantlay and Brooks Koepka are paired up for Thursday’s round.
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Donald Trump addressed his shanked chip from yesterday via Truth Social ⬇️
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Great name. I personally love the press - if I was still playing, I’d be on @PardonMyTake on a weekly basis. @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat
Tour Golf (not PGA Tour)@PGATUOR
Brooks and Jena Koepka announced that they will be naming their son “Blake”.
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I can empathize with Michael Block here
Tour Golf (not PGA Tour)@PGATUOR
Every player when they’re asked about Michael Block this week:
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Shouldn’t have been standing there
Tour Golf (not PGA Tour)@PGATUOR
Here’s a different angle of the gallery tee shot from YouTube sensation @gm__golf
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You sound like that kid that tried to tell me to put on a helmet before getting into that batting cage at Waterbury. Going to tell you what I told him: “Don’t worry about it.”
Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin
Random Friday Thought: After Gilmore five putted the opening hole of the Waterbury Open, he sucker punched an innocent fan in the face. That fan never pressed charges and the tour never fined or suspended Gilmore for the altercation. How? Golf in the 90s was the Wild Wild West.
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This fella is nothing compared to the gators on tour back in ‘96
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Greg Norman just made an enticing offer. Grandma is about to have five houses.
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Just went to the range. Was hitting the ball over the highway with ease.
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