Happy Gilmore
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Happy Gilmore
@Happy__Gilmore1
1996 Tour Champion. 1996 Waterbury Open Champion. @ShooterMcGavin_’s worst nightmare.







Undeserved Good Guy Rap: Happy Gilmore - Shot Mr. Larson in the head with a nail gun - Assaulted a minor league coach because he didn’t make the team - Attempted to kill a hockey player with his skates - Was recklessly hitting his driver in grandmas front yard and seriously hurt two people - Almost killed the Mista Mista Lady by dropping an AC Unit on her. - Took a fans shirt off and punched him in the face - Threw a flagstick at a cameraman - Took a cheap shot on Bob Barker and fought him on the golf course. Who won that fight again? @AdamSandler - Killed an alligator - Killed Chubbs This guy belongs in prison.

BREAKING: USA Captain Zach Johnson just announced that Bryson Dechambeau will be on the Ryder Cup Team. Johnson said “If you tie the all-time record with a 58, you’re obviously on the team.”

The Open did not shy away from drama. Patrick Cantlay and Brooks Koepka are paired up for Thursday’s round.

Brooks and Jena Koepka announced that they will be naming their son “Blake”.

Every player when they’re asked about Michael Block this week:

Here’s a different angle of the gallery tee shot from YouTube sensation @gm__golf

Random Friday Thought: After Gilmore five putted the opening hole of the Waterbury Open, he sucker punched an innocent fan in the face. That fan never pressed charges and the tour never fined or suspended Gilmore for the altercation. How? Golf in the 90s was the Wild Wild West.


