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@Citizen_baker @ManCity Tbf to city they had it last season too. They could really do with adding it to the toilet locks tho 🤣

Thank you @ManCity , I can finally see it correctly #seasontickets #colourblind

They played their 3 weeks ago in the carabao cup final. They will play their again in 3 weeks in the FA cup final. It would cost over £1,000 for someone to attend all these games and get the train to and from London (if it’s running) There’s 2 options to address this. 1) Have the semi final in a neutral non London venue. 2) Invest in our countries infrastructure to bring reduce train tickets to people. Other countries get it - most have discounted tickets for nationals 🇩🇪 Germany — €63/month Deutschlandticket. 13 million subscribers. Just extended to 2030. 🇦🇹 Austria — €1,300/year for every train, tram and bus in the country. 🇭🇺 Hungary — €49/month nationwide. 90% off for students. We’ve made travelling to your own capital a luxury good. Those empty red seats aren’t a football problem. They’re a national productivity problem. Every empty seat is a Mancunian priced out of watching their own team in their own country’s cup final at their own national stadium.

If Pep Guardiola finishes at the end of this season, he’ll have managed 593 games for #MCFC, one ahead of Les McDowall -- City’s longest-serving manager in history. Roughly one in 23 of Guardiola’s games will have been at Wembley.

“Football is for the fans.” @PepTeam has spoken of his gratitude and delight following the news that the Club are to retain the cost of general admission season tickets next season for a third year in a row 🎟️ Read more 🔗 mancity.co/Pep-SeasonTick…

Unreal

@mancitycollect 🤣🤣

Loads of Arsenal fans outside the ground lost their heads it was piss funny. One was nearly crying 😂😂

And I’m further back again, back to where I was 25 minutes ago

What a shambles for World Cup Tickets (again), how the hell have I gone backwards in the queue?!

We’ve lost 7 of our 46 games this season ffs

BREAKING: Roel De Vries is set to leave his position as City Football Group's Chief Operating Officer to become the next CEO of Stage Entertainment. [via @YahooFinance]

If we beat Real Madrid, then our first 5 fixtures in April: Manchester City vs Liverpool Manchester City vs Bayern Chelsea vs Manchester City Bayern vs Manchester City Manchester City vs Arsenal

Gimme gimme gimme a tram after midnight…

@slbsn Think it’s more we know Madrid as a city very well so it’s boring and the police will treat you awfully. Then at home half the ground will be filled with people who record the entire game for their Instagram

I don't believe City fans are bored of Real. Almost all the ties have been fantastic drama and the antithesis of boring. They are just annoyed at having a tough R16

@blue_highland Hahaha well the cleaver is far more entertaining when it’s not your finger 🤣

@blue_highland Weird one but it worked for me - get a cotton bud and put it in boiling water. Start rolling it from the back to the front a few times, don’t put much pressure onto, only a little and push it towards the nail and it naturally came out with very little pain

@ItsYanCity You just reminded me a memory I had forgotten 🤣🤣

Our fans sang “Johnny, Johnny Stones” through Anitta and Burna boys whole performance at the CL final 😂 I think probably only Oasis could get away with it.

Simon Jordan dismantling Eni Aluko is a beautiful sight. 🍿👏🔝

Pep dint even stand up to celebrate, he preferred watching City fans & their limbs from Beswick, Collyhurst, Moss Side, Openshaw, Longsight, Harpurhey, Moston, Gorton etc celebrating City cure.2nd half syndrome whilst recording their 1st Lg double over the evil empire in 90yrs!

@henry_parish18 Should be fun at Anfield next week 🫠

I have never seen a team bottle games when the crowd gets on top of us like us, the minute they get loud we just forget how to play