Jerad Langley

@HouseOfMirth29 @bubbaprog @41actionnews That car was heading straight into a crowd of people you idiot. The cops saved lives. How about we blame the criminals and not the cops.

@bubbaprog @41actionnews It's a miracle the cops didn't get anyone killed bumping that car along a freakin' parade route.

This is really incredible work by @41actionnews.

The same arguments made in this 1966 article are the same arguments being made now, which are the same arguments they made in the 1870s. What does that mean?

There only two kinds of people in this world. People who believe there are only two kinds of people and people who don't.

This is good news for all sides of the political spectrum. Nobody wins when people go to jail because of folklore and anti-science crusades. Marijuana Won Tuesday's Election via @forbes #6a0272139950" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">forbes.com/sites/tomangel…

I'll be slinging jokes at the Opera House Saturday night! Get your tickets now. fb.me/74J7EGzQr

If you can't open up a block of @Velveeta cheese without tearing it, don't call yourself a master chef. Ain't that right @FoodNetwork

Surely we haven't monetarily incentivized incarceration and stimulated free market prison. That would be gross. npr.org/2017/10/25/559…

Though for today: what else are we entirely wrong about? Why is it so important for us to be inflexible? #442e9c301362" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">m.forbes.com/sites/daviddis…

SNL’s Michael Che: So don’t think of it as me saying happy holidays...Think of it as me saying all holidays matter.

the emergency is not opioids, but adjusting a for profit health care system incentivized to create addictions cnn.it/2gJzxpv

I'm a veteran. Stop being outraged on my behalf. Thank you.

The Way It Goes fb.me/8njRgWleA

Alex Smith is a great quarterback. Period. I can't wait to see how much we can sell him for.

We have completed year two of the KC Comedy Festival. All of our comics were amazing and we were honored that... fb.me/7NFLD2YPd

With all the last minute venue changes I failed to recognize how awesome last night's show at Comedy City was.... fb.me/yaUt4mRQ

Venue changed for this event. Please share. fb.me/9tyn0VEoY

IMPORTANT VENUE CHANGES: Please note the following venue changes. The Thursday show scheduled for All Star HAS... fb.me/xh9HBTja

This is a film project I'm working on. Check it out and share with your friends. . fb.me/Ad1vMxrd

And the funny continues tonight at Comedy City! Tickets are only $5 on kccomedyfestival.com. Get yours now. fb.me/8JfdBio2h

Big thanks to everyone that came out to the KC Comedy Festival tonight. Thanks to the Improv for their... fb.me/8Rbusih3N